May 16, 2006
ABUSE ME AT WILL
Comments are back, thanks to my hinky tight Kelley. She my girl. And so you can pour forth the old dusty comments you've been saving. Of course, if you're like me, a comment is like an orgasm. You can't just put it aside, to be used later. It has to be busted at the fell moment, right? Right? You wouldn't foist an old peach on someone, would you? So get some fresh comment. And thanks, Kelley.
Commentgasms. Sounds like something you'd find over at the kos, or D.U.
Vile places, at best.
Jim
Sloop New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Welcome back.
Posted by: og at May 16, 2006 11:03 PMDammit, I have the Commenter's Blue Balls from all the times I tried to click my way to commentgasm only to be denied.
Mmmmm... fresh comment.
Posted by: Cythen at May 17, 2006 2:54 AMcomments were broke? hmmmm never noticed..
Posted by: james old guy at May 17, 2006 7:07 AMDoes this signal a return to appliance-blogging?
Posted by: zonker at May 17, 2006 9:14 AMMore lawn care product blogging, please. Of course, like excellent poetry, the posts must be read aloud to be fully appreciated.
"Ssssssssstring.......sssssssspooooooool."
Goddamned music, that.
Posted by: Jim - PRS at May 17, 2006 12:01 PMI think you and Acidman should both host editions of Carnival of the Vanities. Jim too, for that matter.
Posted by: Zeuswood at May 17, 2006 12:56 PMIs it awright now, I mean the fingerfucking and attrocities is past?.
HEY,
Cut with steel, not nylon.
It is better.
Even better if it is mounted on wheels.
Fuck this hobby shit.
Even better if you can ride the effen thing.
Massa'r, massa'r, massa'r ...... crawling away backwards while stroking the forelock, repeatedly.
It will be the last trimmer grandchild number three buys. Promise.
Posted by: KeesKennis at May 18, 2006 5:57 PMSorry, my abuse is better suffered in person. It hurts more that way....
Posted by: Libby at May 19, 2006 10:12 AMWhat in the worl' just happened? Did your hinky tight break your postin' function when she fixed your comments?
Posted by: RedNeck at May 19, 2006 7:55 PMHi RedNeck
Would you like to join.
I have just started the GVTSPAAAWU.
(Get Velociraptor To Start Posting Again And Associated Allied Workers Union
We need posts, fuck his personal stuff.
We need posts
"like the blossom needs the sunlight, the junkie needs his smack"
and
"Why? Because you fucking CAN'T, that's why, ha ha!"
Our scrotums will dry like an old fig.
We need him to care.
Sign up by mailing HIM.
Aticipated:
GO FUCK YOU AND YOUR UNION WITH YOUR MOTHERS DICK:
RESPECTFULLY YOURS
I'm with Kees... Are you waiting until your comments break again? Did you enjoy your warm safe blankie of "they can't make fun of me?" Man up, blogdaddy!!
Posted by: Cythen at May 21, 2006 3:49 PM