May 16, 2006
RITE OF PASSAGE
I've been working like a damned spavined mule around the Velocihovel, when I haven't been sneaking off for the Pause That Refreshes. And you know what I mean.
Velocidaughter One graduates high school Saturday, and since I am so gushed upon by my family, and in-laws and out-laws, everybody wanted to come see me!
Wait. I've been checked. Okay, so everyone is coming to see Emily! Well, I knew they were coming to see someone, at any rate.
Ouch. Does this graduation make my face look old, my ass look droopy? You bet.
But 20 relatives are on their way, and so the most basic of necessities must be accomplished. I think the hovel looks pretty good. And I think my daughter is an amazing young lady.
Congrats to the Velocidaughter - and to you and the V-Bride for haveing produced her.
It's hell to get old(er), but it has its bennies. This is one of 'em.
Posted by: Elisson at May 17, 2006 6:26 AMArrgh! That's "having." Fuck!
Posted by: Elisson at May 17, 2006 6:26 AMWill Chatham Artillery Punch be served?
'Cause I might crash the gig if it is...
Posted by: steelheader at May 17, 2006 12:11 PMDang, steelheader stole my "punch" thunder, which just means, he farted in here first.
Congrats to V.D.1, and V.B.1, and well, I guess you too. Somebody had to make it happen... I mean, get it started...
Posted by: RedNeck at May 17, 2006 10:54 PMWe're doing that same gig here..only on Monday and those of the gene pool arriving were told to not show up on OUR doorstep..get a damn hotel.
Posted by: Kelly at May 18, 2006 6:55 AMCongrats all around! You Velocipeople done good.
Posted by: Dash at May 18, 2006 10:45 AM