April 21, 2006
I NEED NEW PLUGS
I was passed in traffic by this fiend today:
Fortunately a few moments later a quick break left kept Barney Rubble from overtaking my ass. $3 a gallon for this humiliation? Think I'll hang a cardboard car deodorizer around my neck and take the bus.
LOL.
Posted by: Libby at April 22, 2006 9:46 AMThat bastard PASSED ME on the road yesterday, and yelled 453 slang names for "vagina" as he drove by.
Fuckin' pervert...
Posted by: Acidman at April 22, 2006 1:00 PMHell, I get 40 mpg and just dare the SUVs to take me on. I-95 is my playground for 50 miles a day, and nothing makes me smile more than to goad some toad in his lumbering 9-mpg vehicle to challenge me for left-lane supremacy. They can't out-gun me, they can't outrun me, and I'm very polite while I laugh as their bank account is ruined by the price of their pride. Bring it.
On worse days, my motto is: if you can't afford the gas, get out of the left lane.
Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at April 22, 2006 9:51 PM.... that may very well be, but I don't want to hear another fucking word about MY shoes from now on....
Posted by: Eric at April 22, 2006 10:25 PMWhat? I like Elisson's shoes. Very orthoepedic.
Posted by: Velociman at April 22, 2006 10:55 PMIt's an ELEMENT, people. It's a lunch box. For homos.
Posted by: og at April 23, 2006 1:13 PMyou're wearing deodorizer now? who the fuck are you trying to impress?
Posted by: shoe at April 23, 2006 5:44 PMI'm just glad that he's not wearing the Cone Of Stupidity while driving.
Posted by: zonker at April 24, 2006 7:57 PMOh he's wearing it Zonker, you just can't see it...
*evil grin*...