April 11, 2006
THE UNWEANED
It is the prudent reader who looks at the bottom of a post to see who actually posted it. Me? I've been spending my week off, and indeed my birthday today, waging battle against insidious intestinal parasites who have been causing me great discomfort for four days. They must be legion. And I'll bet they are all waving little Mexican flags. Got my Montezuma's Revenge.
As to the topic d'Elisson? No gratuitous pics of my nips. This is a free site. Besides, my nipples have been plastered all over the internet, viz. here and here. Uh, click the link So did he.
I was somewhat impressed with Eric's and Elisson's, however, sadly, their aureolae are rather oyster shaped. Did I tell you I moonlight at Lee & Cates cutting windowpanes with my nipples? I thought so.
Why, happy birthday, Hoss! I had no idee.
Much better you getcha some Nookie for your Natal Day, rather than boring old Nipple. Especially Blog-Nipple.
Posted by: Elisson at April 11, 2006 10:34 PMHappy Birthday! May your nipples always be sharp.
Posted by: livey at April 11, 2006 11:19 PMHappy Birthday V-dude. Thanks for showing restraint on the nippleage.
Posted by: Light & Dark at April 11, 2006 11:53 PMHappy Birthday Shits, V-Man.
Posted by: That 1 Guy at April 11, 2006 11:58 PMI STILL don't know how many spankings you're supposed to get.
Posted by: liv at April 12, 2006 12:45 AM.... I call bullshit on the nippleability of glasscutting....
Posted by: Eric at April 12, 2006 1:36 AMHappy Birfday Mr. V.!!!! Take good care of those extra sharp nipples...and...er...other things. Hope you feel better soon!
Posted by: DogsDontPurr at April 12, 2006 1:42 AMHappy BDay Vman.....
I wish I was as young as you!
Cool runnings Vman...
Posted by: Yabu at April 12, 2006 8:04 AMHappy Birtday Vman!
Posted by: Maeve at April 12, 2006 9:23 AMHappy birthday cuz. Guess I will have to drink mass quanitys of Bud to you this afternoon, as well as twisting up a fatty also.
I think I will change my name to..........are you ready for this,
The Alabama Slamma
Happy birthday oh velocitous one. Do you have to strop those nipples to keep 'em so sharp?
Posted by: Libby at April 12, 2006 10:26 AMFeliz Velociaños!
Posted by: Skwerly at April 12, 2006 10:47 AMShit, we are ALL Aries? Every blogger I know of is having a Deathday this month. Just, fuck.
Posted by: Bane at April 12, 2006 1:04 PMHappy Birthday to you! (And get well!!)
Posted by: Dana at April 12, 2006 2:28 PMMay all your pain be Champagne. Happy Birthday, Baby!
Posted by: Omnibus Driver at April 12, 2006 3:21 PMYou ever wonder why men have nipples? Me neither. Rx - Several shots of high grade tequila will rid you of all Montezumic diseases. I guarantee it! Happy Birthday, V-man.
Posted by: Dash at April 12, 2006 7:28 PMOh, goodness, there's nothing like a good suck (from a woman's lips!) on my nipple to make me set off like a Rain-Bird. They're like, my emergency release button.
Posted by: Bane at April 12, 2006 8:25 PMhappy belated vman!
Posted by: shoe at April 13, 2006 7:51 AMI call bullshit on them nip-pix. Want my money back. It was only Body-Perks™!
Posted by: Chai-rista at April 18, 2006 12:13 PMHappy Birthday
Posted by: vw bug at April 19, 2006 7:34 AMlarrea rx
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