April 11, 2006
SHOW US YOUR TITS
Between this fedora-wearing pervert and this musclebound slacker, there seems to be a veritabobble surfeit of Man-Boobage popping up on the Internets. Skeery.
And despite my previous feeble attempts at creating something original in Bloggy-World having come up short, I smell the Evanescent Aroma of Opportunity. Lookee:
Carnival of the Undrapèd Torso!
Yes, Intrepids, it's time to send in links to your posts that feature Undraped Torsos. I'll assemble 'em and we can all have a Merry Festival of Link-Whorage right here. All y'all wimmins is heartily - nay, mightily encouraged to participate...because if I have to look at some old gink's midriff yet again, I just may have to empty the Velocigut.
[N.B. - This is what happens when you don’t post to your own blog often enough. Eventually, the squatters move in, trash the living room furniture, fill up the toilets with unflushed shit, and smear cream cheese on the walls. Yeef!]
Posted by at April 11, 2006 7:39 AMYou should be seeing REAL tits on your birthday!
Posted by: Belinda at April 11, 2006 8:00 AMI would participate, but I don't want to frighten the wimmen and children.
Posted by: Acidman at April 11, 2006 8:40 AM... we be cutting a path.. trailblazers, even...
Posted by: Eric at April 11, 2006 8:51 AMUndraped torsos eh?
Count me in.
*giggling*
When is the deadline?
Posted by: Evilicious at April 11, 2006 10:05 AMOh....wait.....gotta get permission from the Other Half.
*wink*
Posted by: Evilicious at April 11, 2006 10:07 AMI always thought it was 'fill the toilets with unflushed cream cheese and schmeer shit on the walls.' dang.
Posted by: og at April 11, 2006 11:19 AMI was a big fan of your "collander blogging". Was going to chime in myself, but I've only got one of the cheap plastic ones from the dollar store. The shame.
Posted by: David K. at April 11, 2006 2:13 PMI'm WAY ahead of the curve on this one.
Here's my furry nipple from October '04:
http://badexample.mu.nu/archives/051495.php
Posted by: Harvey at April 11, 2006 4:38 PMWell come on V man, when are we going to see your undrapèd torso???
Posted by: Lisa at April 11, 2006 7:34 PMUm, I'll pass on the torso, but will happily show you a gratutious shot of "the twins".
Posted by: Maeve at April 12, 2006 12:47 AMHere's a little "Man Candy" for ya. I'm just not the sort to pass up an opportunity like this.
http://closetextremist.mu.nu/archives/045864.php
Posted by: Johnny - Oh at April 14, 2006 9:48 PMI have always protected my torso's honor from those brutal unds.
Posted by: triticale at April 24, 2006 12:37 AM