April 6, 2006

THE WETBACK DILEMMA

I've generally cast a jaundiced eye upon the entire immigration debate, because it is clothed in politics, lies, and posturing. First of all, anyone who willfully refuses to differentiate between legal and illegal immigration is a scurvy, pox-ridden son of a bitch. I don't believe I've ever met a soul who resented legal immigration, so the whole racism slander is disgusting.

Now, to the meat of the matter: I would love to say I dutifully line up behind the locksteppers who claim AMNESTY! rewards lawbreakers, and we are a nation of laws, and you cannot reward illegal behavior, blah blah blah. I certainly believe that to a large extent, but reality encroaches.

Lookit: when I was a lad I'd have cops pull up next to me at a red light. See me smoking weed. Looked the other way. Didn't want to bring a kid down for a joint. And that has been our policy on illegal immigration since at least the 1986 amnesty. Look the other way. Refuse to fund the Border Patrol, build incarceration centers, bust employers of illegals. Wink and a nod. Tacit approval. And that tacit approval encouraged the 3 million amnestees in 1986 to bring the famblies on over, swelling the ranks to 12 million. We did this to ourselves. We winked, nodded. Hired. Ensconsed. Legitimized.

So what now? Activate the National Guards, and roust every wetback out of every meatpacking plant, berry farm, construction site, barrio? Until we find our 12 million? Never gonna fucking happen. On this watch or anybody's watch. No politician has the belly for that, and the nation would find the whole activity repugnant, even as they knew the illegals didn't belong here.

Me? I like the idea of telling the illegals to get thee hither to the nearest international airport, and bring your fucking back taxes with you. We're going to retinal scan your asses, and make you a goddamned taxpayer. What's done is done, past is past. You can't unfix that shit. But we can sure as hell get the wetbacks on the freaking taxrolls. And you know what? They'd probably love it.

Oh. Then we should shoot Vicente Fox, that elitist bastard, and redeploy troops from Iraq to Michoacan. I would love to see a 51st star on the flag, although I have no idea where you'd put it.

P.S. Just because you get a green card and a Social Security number doesn't mean I'm going to tolerate a raise in the criminally sweet rates I've been enjoying on my lawn care service. I know some Hondurans living in the woods who will undercut your ass, thank you very much.

Posted by Velociman at April 6, 2006 9:29 PM
Comments

.. you won't believe this, but I said the same damn thing to Fiona over dinner this evening....

Posted by: Eric at April 6, 2006 9:57 PM

V-Man for President! I'll vote for you on this platform!

Posted by: Candy at April 6, 2006 10:02 PM

When you don't post often, the posts have to be meaty. You a rich and meaty man, my Vman, and you gots you head on.

Posted by: og at April 6, 2006 10:11 PM

We've already got enough in the way of corrupt city and state gov't - witness Chicago, NYC, and Boston.

You want another one, based in Ciudad de Mexico?

Sheesh!

Posted by: Old Wierd Ward at April 6, 2006 10:27 PM

Failure to deal with this now will result in even more illegal immigrants. 11 or 12 million ain't the end, folks, it's just the beginning.
This problem results, directly, from amnesty, and the political cowards of yesteryear. Thomas Sowell points out that we don't need most of the agricultural products the illegals farm, anyway.
Here's the deal: The federal government spends money today based upon 10 and 20 year projections. The projections show the economy growing. It has to, or they will have to live within their means THIS year. Unfortunately, the U.S. is at 0 population growth. So, the only way they can continue to spend at this rate is to let the illegal tide continue to flow over the breached levees that are our borders.

Posted by: Jack Straw at April 6, 2006 10:37 PM

As Cynthia McKinney would say, "You rich white boys just don't get it."

Posted by: Dash at April 6, 2006 10:48 PM

What's your solution, Jack? I'd rather be overrun by 20 million Catholic Mexicans than 3 million Arab wahhabists. I'd have to kill the latter.

Posted by: Velociman at April 6, 2006 11:35 PM

And by the way, Jack: we as a nation are not at 0 population growth. We are at a healthy 2.2. Now, even dying Italy is at 1.3. Perhaps in the enclaves of the Upper West Side of Manhattan they are at 0, but not in the belly of America.

Posted by: Velociman at April 6, 2006 11:42 PM

Let's see, the 747-300 will carry 470 more or less. Using the 12 million figure, it would only take 25,531.914893617 flights which wouldn't be half the trouble of rounding up all 12 million of the greasy little shits. By God, that's the solution! I'm writing my President now.........

Posted by: James Hooker, geneyus at April 7, 2006 9:26 AM

My solution? Detainment centers and mass deportations along the nature of a cattle drive. That will have a chilling effect on illegal border crossings.
To paraphrase John Howard, WE decide who comes into America, and on what terms.
I do not believe that we are fated to endure a mass exodus of Mexicans to our lands, encouraged by their government. We can, and must, resist this.

Posted by: Jack Straw at April 7, 2006 10:21 AM

Just because there is no easy solution does not mean that we must throw our hands into the air and say "This is the best we can do."

Posted by: Jack Straw at April 7, 2006 10:23 AM

Huzzah, Vman, huzzah.

Posted by: Skwerly at April 7, 2006 10:53 AM

Hey, the little fuckers walked here. Line em up, and walk em on back home. Call it 'The Trail Of Tequila'.

Posted by: Bane at April 7, 2006 1:07 PM

So are you gonna be Guiliani's running mate for 2008?

Oh please. Oh please. Oh please. Blogmeets at Camp David!

Posted by: sadie at April 7, 2006 3:52 PM

The 51st star would probably end up being green after some pandering politicians got through with the whole process.
Which - I really don't think green 'goes' worth a shit with red, white and blue.

Posted by: Dave S. at April 7, 2006 4:23 PM

Right on V-man. Not to mention it would cost more to round up 12 million people and deport them than it would to put em on all on welfare for life. You want to punish somebody for this problem, crack down on the big employers. If they didn't hire em, they wouldn't be tempted to come here in the first place.

I might also point out that this talk about their not paying taxes is just plain wrong. The ones that work with fake ID, do pay taxes but will never collect SS benefits, so in a way they're doing the taxpayer a favor. Even the ones who work under the table, still buy stuff in the US and pay sales tax and whatever taxes the guvmit throws onto goods and services. It's not exactly a free ride except for those who go on welfare I guess but we got plenty of legal citizens that go that route, so you can't blame that all on the illegals either.

Posted by: Libby at April 8, 2006 1:19 PM

We kicked Mehico's ass barely 200 years ago to take a major chunk of our western territory. You think they've forgotten that? We're being invaded. Without a shot being fired. Give these folks amnesty, and you've just handed major additional political power to a movement that is intent on retaking our country. Why give them the power of the ballot to hurry the process along? The solution is to militarize our border, deport illegals when they are discovered, end birthright citizenship, and cut off public assistance to non-citizens. Very easy, actually. And I bet you can find a teenager to cut your grass for the same or less than an illegal.

Posted by: mike at April 9, 2006 12:08 AM

Good Gawd Almighty! You don't deport them, you start with the $10K per head fines of the EMPLOYERS, and start with some high profile perp-walks by the execs at Hilton, and ConAgra, and Chili's and the jobs will dry up. No jobs, no reason to stay. Hasta la vista, baby....

Oh, and those that say, "Americans don't want to work THOSE jobs": Horseshit. Americans don't want to work THOSE jobs at THOSE wages. The ones being artificially held-down by the illegal labor pool.

And for God's Sake, build the fence, with a trench behind it, filled with flaming gasoline. This is an invasion, and needs to be treated as such.

Posted by: The Other Mike S at April 9, 2006 12:47 AM

http://www.jungletraining.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=3159

Posted by: JohnB at April 11, 2006 10:02 PM

Dear friends in the United States....

We are Mexican women from villages in the southern Mexico state of Guerrero.

Our brothers and husbands have left us for work in the US.

We strongly support closing the US-Mexico border to illegal entry.

We did not want our men to leave and we want them to return to us.

As we struggle as women, against the difficulty of our situation,
we focus all effort on building a business to sustain ourselves and our children.

But we need the help of our husbands and our brothers
to re-unite our families and to help us develop economic opportunity
in the traditional fashion jewelry production industry that is the heritage of our parents.

Please close the US Border to illegal migration and send our men home to us. Thank you.

Best wishes from Mexico to all persons of good will.

We should continue to be friends and respect each other.

Atentamente,

Eusebia Flores
Artcamp Artesanas Campesinas
Tecalpulco, Municipio de Taxco de

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Posted by: Eusebia Flores at April 19, 2006 11:45 PM

hey a novel idea? lets use the exact same laws mexico has for illegals?

Posted by: meegail juan hernandez paco lopez at April 29, 2006 3:59 PM

i think we support the minutemen project and defend our land. when a group says openly they are comming here to "reclaim" their land its time to start shooting all "INVADERS" of my land.

Posted by: jeff at May 12, 2006 5:14 PM

Nice shot at excusing amnesty, transparent as it is. Hey, lack of anatomical integrity by politicians OR apologists are NOT worthy of consideration in this essential debate. First, any objective debate must adhere to at least basic rules of deduction, this precludes defering to any and all emotional considerations. By steering towards or permitting emotional considerations, and necessarily away from factual criteria, deliberately or not, we conspire to queer the question. Rather than the allusions to anticipated limits to the testicular mass of yourself and the elected, how about a reasoned discussion of what worked and what hasn't ? I very well understand the popular aversion to all matters factual, especially where it's most feared. Collectively, when we don't like the un-PC realities we discover, we run like rats to the relative comfort of our popular attitudes. As in "racist" "bigot" "Uncle Tom" "anti-semite" , I mean, you KNOW what I mean. Understand the number of illegals is far closer to fifty million than "eleven or twelve million". Understand the laws of supply and demand are non-negotiable, and inviolable. Understand the inevitable reality that every individual act complicit to illegal immigration has a factual, hence measurable effect economically on each member of society. Understand that by these laws, discernable identifiable groups benefit or suffer measurably by this activity. Understand that every single major "social legislative milestone" has engendered major reductions in the overall quality of life for all Americans...The rule is exactly opposite the lip service. Don't force yourself to read HHH's quote on the voting rights act. Or even the drunk from Massachusetts on his original treasonous legislation re: immigration. Thanks for your time, I have to go back to work at one of those jobs "Americans won't DO" for less money than it paid twenty years ago. Wanna know how I FEEL about that ?

Posted by: William R. Sell at March 19, 2007 3:35 AM

The illegitimate SOB's hate the U.S. Their plan is to scam every American dollar they can get. They come here and drop their bastard babies out their asses like rabbits in heat. Do those whores ever get married? Hell NO!. It might take a lot of frijolies and tortillas off the cockroach infested cardboard box dinner table. They've never learned what a garbage can is used for and when they wipe their greazy asses they throw the paper on the floor so they can come back and use it again--including tampons and kotex. These fuckers are kin to animals-thats why they have a stinkin SNAKE on their Flag. I think someone should poison their water before the rest of the dogs come here. 1/10th of mexico has already migrated here and they're bringing in more crime and diseases than we know what to do with along with STEALING and bankrupting America's healthcare systems. They can rot in HELL!


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