March 31, 2006
TAKING THE PLEDGE
What the fuck is it with losers these days, that they must attempt to cram their bullshit down our throats?
Take The Pledge. Everyone has a pledge they want you to sign online, as if that will make The World A Better Place.
If you go here you can sign a pledge that says you are in accordance with the Department of Human Rights in the city of St. Paul, Minnesota that Prejudice Isn't Welcome!
If you go here you can take a pledge that you will do my part to save energy and help protect our environment by changing a light in my home to an ENERGY STAR qualified one!
If you go here you can take a pledge to never commit, condone, or remain silent about domestic violence!
If you go here you can promise to drive safely, courteously and defensively at all times, and wear my Highways or Dieways lapel pin one or more days per week as a symbol of my personal commitment to safer roads in South Carolina!.
(Key Monroe got me started on this issue when she emailed this gay-assed link in the first place).
The list goes on. I will not bore you with it. What the fuck have we become, that people think idiots will actually go online and sign these things, and then feel good about themselves? And do people actually do it? This is the most gay, fucked up thing I've ever seen.
But, then, maybe I'll put up a Pledge:
I promise to be kind to Velociman, to stroke his ego when necessary, to provide sexual favours as required, or if a man to pay for said services, and in all respects treat him as the marginal deity his inflamed brain presumes himself to be.
Yes. Sweet. Take The Pledge! Don't you feel better about yourself now? And drive safely in South Carolina, goddamit.
I'll take the Pledge and use it to dust and polish the dining room table.
Posted by: triticale at March 31, 2006 7:56 PMI pledge to never play with people's heads. Unless they bounce really good.
Posted by: McGehee at March 31, 2006 9:24 PMI pledge to piss up and down any pledgers leg, and stab them in the neck when they whine.
Posted by: Bane at March 31, 2006 10:11 PMI pledge to beat the crap out of V-Man with one of my crutches if he ever sics another homeless dude on me. Then I pledge to have Georgia whip his ass with a bullwhip!
Posted by: Denny at March 31, 2006 11:05 PMA good offense is the best defense, right?
Thus I explain why I've been cutting in & out of lanes and flipping off random people.
Posted by: zonker at March 31, 2006 11:34 PM"to provide sexual favours as required, or if a man to pay for said services"
I've often wondered 'bout Velocihova.........
Posted by: James Hooker at April 1, 2006 3:37 AMWhen I started to do pizza deliver in St. Paul I had the feeling that I was driving around in the evil parallel universe.
Posted by: Leslie Bates at April 1, 2006 2:05 PM