Because Bug-Eyed Guy just ain't doing it for me any more.
Here are a few:

What say, Intrepids? Or is that Red-Hatted Muthafucka more to y'all's taste?
Posted by at March 22, 2006 12:14 PMphotoshop a red hat on Angel Eyes and be done with it.
Posted by: og at March 22, 2006 1:14 PMI think the one on your site (with the straw) could serve as a mutant.
Posted by: Jim - PRS at March 22, 2006 1:30 PMI vote for the Red-Hatted Muthafucka. I've seen him wallow in the mud.
Posted by: Yabu at March 22, 2006 2:03 PMI like the third, actually! Looks like a flayed clitoris.
Well, ok. Maybe it's just me.
Posted by: LauraN at March 22, 2006 2:27 PMHow about the mutant brides?
Posted by: tincanman at March 22, 2006 2:52 PM... a flayed clitoris?... holy shit...
Posted by: Eric at March 22, 2006 5:13 PMThe second one would be the perfect opposite of Bug-Eyed Guy -- he's a bug with people eyes.
Posted by: McGehee at March 22, 2006 9:14 PMI am available to photoshop anything you like, sir. I am the blogspawn of His Velociness. You'll recall that I was responsible for the debacle of the Raspberet Dax.
Posted by: Cythen at March 23, 2006 12:08 AMCythen, you are a caution! You would be mickle dangerous at a blogmeet...
Posted by: Elisson at March 23, 2006 6:10 AMFind one with concavities.
Posted by: Arcs at March 23, 2006 8:55 AMI like the middle little guy, he's creepy. And if you saw him and his ilk on the B&W TV set, he's even more of a creep.
Posted by: Head at March 23, 2006 8:16 PMEllison, you said, "mickle dangerous"!!! Are ye Scottish, t'en, lad?
Number 1 because he looks like Wally Cox after he has ridden a Harley at 120mph with no helmet.
Posted by: Deliverance at March 24, 2006 7:50 AMRed hat for me I am a traditionalist.
Posted by: james old guy at March 24, 2006 11:45 AM