March 7, 2006
FUCKING OW!
I haven't been online. Traveling, work. Don't know if anyone saw this, and I don't see anything at Snopes.com to see if it's true. But fucking OW!
This guy apparently got caught in the sack with the housekeeper, so his wife gave him a haircut with what the email called a wood axe, but it looks like a maddock to me. He survived. They always do.
Hell, even if it's Photoshopped, I don't care. It rocks.
Ow!
Damn.
Damn.
Damn.
Coulda been worse.
She coulda split da other head with da ax.
Hmm, guess he got an ax to grind a bone to pick now.
this is gonna leave a mark.
Posted by: og at March 7, 2006 9:30 PMJeezus.... I got one of those implements out in the garage. Blade's gotta be 5 inches across at least.
Well, he'll never lose track of his thoughts again, seein' as how there's a huge track right through 'em.
Posted by: El Capitan at March 7, 2006 9:41 PMMattockbloggin'!
Excuse me whilst I go and retch.
Reminds me of how I felt Sunday morning at Helen.
Posted by: Elisson at March 7, 2006 9:58 PMI'll never complain about my sinuses again.
Posted by: McGehee at March 7, 2006 10:06 PMJudging from the angle of the handle, being nearly perpendicular to the torso of the subject... In my "Expert Opinion" this was an attempted suicide. Obviously he swung the "implement in question" in circles, at his waist, until it achieved a velocity that would allow it to embed itself into his skull.
My client is not a vistim of "foul play", just a person... with an ugly wife... who is disposessed of proper Aim.
The Defense Rests.
Posted by: Johnny - Oh at March 7, 2006 10:06 PMI don't know which is more painful....an axe to the head or looking at an axe to the head! Eeeek!!!
Posted by: DogsDontPurr at March 7, 2006 10:07 PM.. well, if the Wife did it, he'll need a lot of Ibuprofen and a very, very good lawyer... the surgery is secondary at that point...
Posted by: Eric at March 7, 2006 11:05 PMNot t'nite dear, I have a headache.
Jim
Sloop New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Well, I bet he won't have much of an opinion on anything.
If he survives.
Righteous bloody pic!
Posted by: Cythen at March 8, 2006 3:46 AMMy eyes..between the road kill at Acidman's place and this....ugh. No need to diet today, I just lost my appetite.
Posted by: Kelly at March 8, 2006 10:23 AMThere has to be a lobotomy joke inthere someplace.
Between you and Acidman...jeez. I'm glad I didn't go for the Mexican omelet for breakfast.
Blech.
Something similar happened when we played Hot Potato. It wasn't a real potato. It was a sharp-edged metal box covered by a rigid, plastic potato-colored shell. You wound up the key and tossed it from kid to kid. When the key wound down it buzzed and the person holding it was out.
Except somebody dropped it, the plastic shell fell off, and my brother lobbed the naked metal box at my sister's head. Yeah - it kinda looked like this picture.
Posted by: Chai-rista at March 8, 2006 4:39 PMOh my...
Posted by: sama at March 8, 2006 6:21 PMHell, I lost a half a front tooth to that stupid "time-bomb" hot potato. My older bro teased his short little sister with it, then dropped on me as I was looking straight up at him.
Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at March 8, 2006 8:10 PMSumbitch is due to box next year in the special Olimpics, Gol' metal prospect... If he ain't dead in that picture. If he is dead, I'm gonna predict he takes a fall next year.
yo, did the guy live beccuase it looks serioes and belive me this angle of the handle it was someone else and the axe must be on the brain if not throgh so hes gotta be dead