Velociworld

A PRIMER

I realize I have in the past signalled the appearance of fire on the sidebar could be construed as evidence of a disturbance in the Velociforce. This is not always the case, however.

Sometimes fire is, like a penis, just fire. Elisson hissownself is fireblogging, for instance.

I do feel some explanations are necessary, however. Herewith a primer on sidebar projection of the Velocisoul:

TUCO: everything is copacetic. For the time being. But it could blow at any seam.

THE MUTANT: things are okay, but there is an eerie quality to the vibe. Women and children are safe, but, again, it could blow at any seam.

ANGEL EYES: a quivering in the psyche. Expect mordant posts; perhaps a few days' disappearance. If there is a sudden reappearance, something like young crushes, or the Senator, will be involved.

FREAKISH MONKEYS: That usually just means I've been talking to my regenerate uncivilized genes again. No harm, no foul, other than the fact I'm probably masturbating a lot more than usual.

PIMP HAT: I have been prevailed upon to excoriate my lugubrious behavior for something a little less, ah, intemperate. I have a few friends who will request that. I generally comply, if I am not non compos mentis at the time.

FIRE: I'm an Ares. God of War. Some call it Aries, the Ram. Same fugga thing. The fire sign is the great extrapolator, ain't it? Could mean my brain was trying to process that shitty bituminous coal, instead of the sweet anthracite. Or it could mean a particular post you wrote pissed me off. I like to think of the fire sidebar pics as Jokers. You don't know what you getting. I like that. Now last time, it was just funning around. Next time, who knows?

And so, that's about it. Rules of the Road.

What this tells me is that I need new sidebar pictures to rotate through. The more to befuddle you.

I must run. I really need to find some more Angel Eyes pics.