February 23, 2006
EN FUEGO
The sidebar was getting stale. Personally, as much as I like to mock Islamofuckists with cartoon Mohammeds, even that grows stale, amazingly. And I missed my Fire. So I've put some fire up.
Fire is our friend. It cooks our foods, it incinerates our enemy's house. It cleanses needles of HIV. I, personally, always put the flame to a needle (don't use a pin! Not pure steel!) before lancing a wanton pus warhead on my slowly decaying body.
I've always liked the expression Trial By Fire. That sums it up. I'll bet American aborigines used to put people to the trial by fire. Fucking Ada! Stakes and such. Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down? Fuck that shit! Tie You Up, Set Your Ass On Fire!
Now we're getting somewhere. Unfortunately, there ain't no roadmap for this piece of gravel stretch. Let us wing it together.
I need fire stories. I must appease Prometheus. A bonfire, a marshmallow roast, the inadvertent setting aflame of a noxious vagrant. Share with me, please. You know I like to know.
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Posted by: og at February 23, 2006 11:03 PMI slapped a fellow scout in the puss with a flaming marshmallow at a campout, once. Near burnt his lips away, I did. Made me sad. But his screams did excite me, some.
Posted by: Bane at February 24, 2006 3:15 AM.. my GGGGrandpa's brother, William Crawford got barbecued by the Sandusky Indians back about 1785 or so...him and his whole party... which must have really sucked...
... his bro wrote a long, teary-eyed letter to George Washington later on asking permission to head up there and stomp the indians flat... but Washington thought William (an old childhood friend) probably deserved what he got for being a irritating little shit back in the 1750s...
.. it's in the Library of Congress somewhere, that letter...
Posted by: Eric at February 24, 2006 7:00 AMI have no time to tell all my stories today. I've been a pyromaniac for many many years.
Posted by: Libby at February 24, 2006 8:44 AMAs a kid my brother and I would spend hours smashing our hot wheels and matchbox cars with hammers, opening the tiny doors and hoods. We would position them into elaborate multi-car pileups in the gravel drive. Then we would douse the entire wreck in gas or lighter fluid and toss the match...great fun...Rake over the rocks and start again. It became even better when we built models and added firecrackers to the mix.
Posted by: hoosierboy at February 24, 2006 9:16 AMI'll let you know if anyone gets tossed into the bonfire at our Men's Club Retreat this weekend.
Alcohol. Cigars. Fire. Good combination, yowza.
Posted by: Elisson at February 24, 2006 11:04 AMCaught some pics of a nice truck fire on the way home from work today. Had 95 northbound totally screwed. So, of course southbound had to be a buncha "mirones" rubber-necks and gob things up by SR216. Maybe I'll send in the pics to the Record.
Late one night, about 3:00 a.m., coming north from Daytona, I passed a semi full of shiny new cars totally aflame with 20 knot winds whipping the flames across I95. Not a cop in sight. Not another car in sight. The tires of the cars on the trailer were exploding, flames were scorching the road, and every single car was ablaze, as well as the cab. I had to pull into the median and gun it thru the flames and smoke, hoping to come out on the other side. Which thing I did. It was freakin' amazing to see.
But, I still cringe when I think about the whuppin' I got when dad caught me playing with matches.
Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at February 24, 2006 6:24 PMHeh,Joan. I saw that. Drove down to 16 and 95 to look at property after work. A van had burnt up. Got a pic with my cellphone. Glad I was heading southbound! Northbound was trashed for 8 miles.
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