February 22, 2006
CAT BLOGGING
Posted with no further comment, because Catfish is, as the Pope calls him, the Fucking Man:
HIDDEN PENIS?
I was watching Dr. 90210 last night and saw them undo a Hidden Penis. I never heard of such shit. This is when a dick goes up into the nut sack or back up into the belly, making it look like you don't have a dick. This man and his wife wanted to correct this problem. The doctor told them that the skin under the dick was very close to the nut sack and under the skin in the belly, the dick shaft was cut loose. Then when he laided or sat down, his peter would hide. The man could still get a hard on, but that hidden penis fucked his mind up. A few of my friends went to a Daytona bike week many years ago. One man, named Big Boy shared my room. Big Boy was six foot eight inches tall and weighed close to 300 pounds. Good name for his big ass. One morning our group was getting ready to hit the streets and most of them came into my room, Big Boy was still in the shower, he came out and walked across the room, to his bed, for some clean clothes. One of my friends looked at Big Boy and said, is that a dick or a pee-pee? I never noticed it before, but Big Boy did not have but a inch of peter. Man was he small, you think he had Hidden Penis? We did not know of that one before now. All of us ragged him and made fun of his little pee-pee. I could tell he was getting mad. My oldest friend came in, Bobby is his name, and looked at Big Boy and said, I thought I had a little dick, but yours is so damn small, you shouldn't even call it a DICK. The room got very still and quiet, Big Boy was more pissed, I poured everyone a big drink of liquor, to try and smooth things out. He did not talk to Bobby the rest of the trip. Could he have Hidden Penis or did he just have a very small peter? You be the judge.
I have filter rules. I want them on my sliding doors and car windows. I don't want them on my Catfish. Right? Posted by Velociman at February 22, 2006 9:21 PM
Ya just can't make that shit up. I am in awe.
Posted by: lambo at February 22, 2006 9:50 PMSo: Velociworld as Mirror Site for Catfish. I like it! I like it a lot!
Posted by: Elisson at February 23, 2006 12:05 AMHe really needs a radio show.
Posted by: Jim - PRS at February 23, 2006 4:20 AMI agree, Jim. Cat would be great on the radio...
Posted by: Dana at February 23, 2006 9:39 AMI have to meet that guy, he has lived more than most of us dream
Posted by: Hoosierboy at February 23, 2006 11:55 AMJeez, women don't berate each other for small tit size! We're mean enough to each other without specifically pointing things out...there's a subtle art to the evilness and backstabbing-ness of women. Why would guys be so blatantly mean? Hidden or small, I feel kinda bad for the dude.
Posted by: Skwerly at February 23, 2006 3:34 PMSkwerly, the crucial thing in that part of the story is that the guy ragging on the little big guy was also small-dicked. A guy with a big hog would never tease another guy about his unit. Dunno why, but this is pretty close to fact.
Posted by: spongeworthy at February 23, 2006 4:10 PMI saw that same show. The surgery looked gruesome, and you had to wonder that why having a hidden penis made the guy feel self-concious and inferior, but talking about it on camera for millions to know about didn't seem to faze him.
Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at February 23, 2006 5:45 PMI've got to admit something here, why here, well, just 'cause I'm here now. Mine hides this time of year. It's do freakin' cold, who could blame it.
Now, when spring and summer get back 'round these parts, it'll be layin' out for a good tannin'.
No surgery required, just a change in climate.
I say that "other" satelite radio station' company better pick up Cat quick so they'll have somebody to go against Stern.
I should have called him button dick.
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Posted by: Ed at November 14, 2006 4:27 AMHi,
Iam the 49yr old EX virgin that you saw on the show. I would just like to say that there are more men out there than you think. I hope by telling my story I have helped other men know that there is help out there. And Dr. Alter is the man to go to. And by telling Big Boy that he didn't have one, it sounds like he could have knocked you out. All have a great day.
Joe M
Posted by: Joe M at April 26, 2008 2:11 PM