February 18, 2006
LOSING MY METRO EDGE...
After my repast of prime rib last night at Cobblestones At The Creek (good, but not even close to the prime rib at Highland Tap), I retired to the gentlemen's room to pass some Velociprocessed Grey Goose. Upon my return I was greeted with a literal pallette of desserts; various puddings and cheesecakes and struesels in double sized shot glasses, set in holes in a black ten-holed pallette.
Now, I figured these were samples. Because there were spoons with it. So I proceeded to taste each one, determined to find the most delectable dessert. When my attentive homosexual waiter returned, he blanched. "You ate all of them!"
"Well, I just tasted them all. Think I'll have the chocolate cheesecake."
"But," he sputtered, "these are the desserts! You were supposed to pick one!"
"No shit?" I said. "Well those are pretty skimpy desserts." I then took my spoon and smoothed over the top of each one. "There," I said. "Now you can re-serve them."
"Never mind," he said as he hurried off with the pallette. "I'll only charge you for one." No shit, I think, because I know he's going to re-serve them. They were all tasty, by the way.
Where was the Bride while all this was going down? Smugly watching me make an ass of myself. It's what she does. Now that I think about it, it's all she does. It's a full time job.
ROLFMAO! I like your wife.
Posted by: Maeve at February 18, 2006 5:43 PMWell it's not her fault you go making her work FULL time...poor thing, must feel like a slave...
Posted by: Lisa at February 18, 2006 6:12 PMI wish I'd have been there. I can alternate between smug and disingenuous as the need arises.
Posted by: Elisson at February 18, 2006 9:39 PMOh I loved the Highland Tap when I lived in Atlanta. It just down the street from me and you could grab a brew and play a quiet game of pinball there early in the afternoon.
Posted by: Libby at February 19, 2006 12:04 PMAh yesss. The Highland Tap... a reprobate's subterranean paradise, just cross the street from Moe's and Joe's.
Torchpraise and I have quaffed many a Saphire martini there. A to-the-brim glass of sweet juniper berry ambrosia, whose dividend sloshes about in an ice bath on the side. 'Tis brilliant.
Our last sojourn to Atlanta, we quite literally drank ourselves blind in that establishment. Ambulatory and moderately coherent, but the eyeballs stopped functioning. Very unsettling, but masochistically amusing (like a Hogarth lithograph). Demon Gin.
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