February 18, 2006
I'LL BE IN THE GARAGE
Elisson accuses me of practicing Mongo Santeria. Guilty as charged. And I really like that phrase. Think I'll use it for my next talentless punk band, my former bandmates having legally estopped me from the usage of the name Mucus Plugs.
Posted by Velociman at February 18, 2006 4:48 PMBeing sentimental, I fished my first wife's first mucus plug out of the toilet to save, perhaps to mount in my first son's Baby Book. I still have it, somewhere, along with his dessicated foreskin. I showed his wife these two clotted bits of gauze and stain, one time. I'm sure she appreciated the historical bond I gave her with her husband's penis, past and present.
I blame my mother. She shows guests my Baby Book, accentuating the pages where she showcases various things I swallowed, as a tot, which she then fished from my stools, and mounted for posterity. Mostly coins. Odd, that I haven't checked to see if any are collectible...
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