February 17, 2006

THE END OF TIMES

Is near. Dax is having the Antichrist. Well, technically, his bride is. Still, that is a milestone, for sure. A child borned 6/6/6.

Personal note to Dax, hereinafter referred to as Mephistopheles, Arbiter of our Fate:

I was always a good friend, right? Don't make me suffer the Tribulation. I'll sear the Mark of the Beast in hogtied victims, inject unseemly drugs in their veins, if need be. I'll be your Useful Idiot. Just don't make me take the three-splined tapir cock I've been told The Dark Master deploys.

BTW, is there no birth control where you live, dude? Fucking Ada!

Posted by Velociman at February 17, 2006 11:47 PM
Comments

Dax? Don't know him...

Posted by: Yabu at February 18, 2006 1:09 AM

Pretty scarey sh*t, huh???

Posted by: Michele at February 18, 2006 12:57 PM

If Dax's kid is gonna be the Antichrist, does that make you the UncleChrist? Just wonderin', is all.

Posted by: Elisson at February 18, 2006 1:20 PM

.. good on Dax... I didn't know he had it in him...

Posted by: Eric at February 18, 2006 4:35 PM

Don't think it's in him anymore, Eric. Well, not that particular batch.

Posted by: Velociman at February 18, 2006 4:49 PM

... indeed...

Posted by: Eric at February 18, 2006 11:33 PM
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