February 15, 2006
TITTY FUCKING
I was talking to someone the other day, and he brought this topic up. "Wait a minute," I said. "Have you actually done this, and if so, why?"
My point being at what point does a sexual partner become so cumbersome, so boring, so in need of degradation and humiliation that you have to copulate her cleavage? I mean, what the fuck.
I'll cop to never having done this. I don't think I could have kept a straight face doing it. Or a non-crimsoned one. I certainly could not have looked my partner in the eye. Sexual banter? "Lookee me, baby. I gots my filthy ass on your stomach, and I'm screwing yer titties. I all man, ain't I?"
Maybe I just have an aperture fetish. Maybe I'm just an Orifice Elitist. But for the life of me, I can't see any upside to wasting precious pillow time on such an obviously contumelious pasttime.
And I haven't even mentioned the truly obvious: aren't you supposed to, like, at least pretend to be attempting to get your partner off? Titty fuck her. Yeah, boys. That'll do it fer sure.
But hey. I could be wrong. For all I know I'll get female feedback demanding to know why I've denied such pleasures to my partner. Life's fucked up like that.
Maybe it's because you have to sustain the uncomfortable suckage position. I don't know. Just speculation.
However, I'm reccing this post somewhere where I could. Quite succ (ooh she said suck)inct, to the point and, well, yeah.
Posted by: Kim at February 15, 2006 9:46 PMI've never quite liked either the Titty~F or the Butt~F. I'll do almost everything else: upside down, inside out, standing on my head, in the swing, backwards, positions named things like "The Skillet" or "The GrassHopper." But some places I don't go...and no means no.
Posted by: DogsDontPurr at February 15, 2006 10:02 PMThe average woman has enough pussy for 12 men, why would I want to waste it on a titty fuck?
Posted by: Catfish at February 15, 2006 10:05 PMMost excellent observations.
There's always the Replace the Decking on the Roof in a Hurricane repose.
.. y'all are fucked up... deeply.. don't you ever listen to Bloodhound Gang?.. you should be ashamed of yourself...
Posted by: Eric at February 15, 2006 10:34 PMI was only commenting rhetorically.
Posted by: Kim at February 15, 2006 10:37 PMAcidman can have his shit blogging award -- I declare you king of the titty fucking bloggers.
Posted by: hoosierboy at February 16, 2006 9:07 AMAh, that's the Vee-Man for you: dealing with the Real Issues of the Day.
What's next?
Nostril fucking? Clearly an activity of the heathen Chinee, as most Westerners' equipment is far too large. Or is that a Base Canard?
Posted by: Elisson at February 16, 2006 10:39 AMWusses, all. One does not ask for a titty fuck, they are offered. An act of contrition, submission, if you will. It helps if the breasts are extremely attractive. She there, supine, offering herself, pleasuring you, and receiving pleasure from yours. Perhaps after a marathon session where you have bruised her nethers with your enthusiasm.
Crikey, do I have to teach you people everything?
Plus, if she's closely related, if even by marriage, it's not incest.
Posted by: Bane at February 16, 2006 11:26 AMIf your wife doesn't like it, maybe you haven't been missing anything important... But, for those women who do enjoy that kind of touching as an occasional sort of foreplay, and for those of us willing to cooperate, I can't imagine not enjoying it.
Posted by: oceanguy at February 16, 2006 1:40 PMFace facts: Men will fuck ANYTHING.
Posted by: Acidman at February 16, 2006 4:04 PMOf course they will. And women will let them. I imagine most everyone has engaged in this particular behavior before, especially if alcohol was involved. I just felt like reminding everyone about it, and perhaps have them feel a tinge of shame, just for the hell of it.
Posted by: Velociman at February 16, 2006 6:29 PMFor one of the most imaginitive men I read, you're not being very imaginitive here, son. I'm lightly disappointed.
Posted by: Scott Chaffin at February 17, 2006 6:50 PMYou wrote:
"Of course they will. And women will let them. "
in response to Acidman's Face facts: men will fuck ANYTHING...like it's always gonna be a WOMAN...
Some men lust after a knot in a piece of pine....
That would be 'knot hole', dear. Humping on a knot is just gay. And the sap burns your bung.
Posted by: Bane at February 19, 2006 2:02 PMi love the feel of my boyfriends penis upon my breasts, the roughness of his bell end is so stimulating, it makes me cum for hours
Posted by: sandra at February 27, 2006 5:46 AMi love oiling up a nice pair of 32C's, and then sliding my cock all over them. best part if cumming in the chick's face at the end and looking down at yoru cum on her titties and face. and i've had many girls get off while i tittyfuck them.
Posted by: tommy at March 22, 2006 9:18 PMjust remember to look in her eyes when you're cummin in her mouth lol
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I prefer tittyfucking over anything.. There's nothing better than baby oil and a luscious set of breasts to get my heart going.. Plus it's safer than a dirty twat.
How can you not see the logic in this, unless you have a breast-phobia..
Posted by: Rover at November 15, 2006 1:13 AMSo lemme get this straight, titty fucking a woman is degrading, but sucking a dick is not? jesus some women make no sense. Oh u can't stick ur dick between my breasts cuz it makes me feel like a whore but its ok to put it in my mouth or my ass
Posted by: yoyo at April 25, 2007 1:32 AMAll my partners felt titty fucking was erotic. My current partner gets off from anything done to her breasts, from sucking to fucking them. She can't understand your attitude. You can't be into breasts.
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