February 12, 2006
SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION
I was going to take the high road. No shameless self promotion. No go VOTE FOR ME.
But Acidman fancies himself the King of Crap, and is whoring hisself, and no doubt voting for hisself, over at Elisson's.
That's cool. That's fine. Rob IS the original crap blogger, by virtue of his I SHIT MY PANTS post. I am a mere dabbler in the dark arts of shitblogging. Although I will aver my Brown Tsunami post is the fucking pinnacle of excrement blogging. But from a quantity standpoint, I don't hold a candle.
So please go vote for Og.
I voted for Rob. Just, you know, because. I'm gonna log on from another compute, and vote for the Vman. My hope is to not get a single vote.
Posted by: og at February 12, 2006 11:08 PMAnd you're right about the brown tsunami.
Posted by: og at February 12, 2006 11:09 PMFuck, Og. After I shamelessly voted for myself I voted for you 4 times, Rob once. But it apparently don't wukka that way, do it? I'll fire up the laptop. Give you a vote. Spoil your perfect score.
Posted by: Velociman at February 12, 2006 11:11 PMMeanie. LOL!
Thanks. Anything from you is high praise. When we gonna strip down and dance like fucktards? The spectacle should be incredibly bogworthy.
And Blogworthy for that matter. No pics, by the way. Don't want to be held responsible for destroying the retinas of everyone one the intraweb.
Posted by: og at February 13, 2006 8:44 AMI almost wish I had such bowel issues...oh that I could write such poetry. On my own personal scale, though, Og's tale of the rogue fart unleashed upon the poor cripple on the escalator, only slightly outmeasures the "Brown Tsunami."
And that's quite something when a post containing only a malodorous fart beats out a post with actual crap in it.
Posted by: David K. at February 13, 2006 8:49 AMThere's just something about farting on a cripple that's just plain evil.
But it could be a lot worse. Being a Midget Elevator Operator in a high-rise hotel with an Indian restaurant in it has gotta be a vile occupation...
Posted by: Elisson at February 13, 2006 9:14 AMI was going to fart in your general direction, but the last time I tried that, I shit my pants.
Posted by: Acidman at February 13, 2006 11:16 AMMy vote got you up to 17. Good crap? Best being King? Oh well... good luck.
Posted by: vw bug at February 13, 2006 11:22 AMI voted for you. And I read them all. Best post about the subject matter.
Posted by: firefly at February 13, 2006 12:52 PMi'm sorry but og gets my vote...it was early in my lurking career that i read that one, but it scarred me...deeply. i never let a silent one go without a flashback to that post.
by the way, boys are gross!!
Posted by: shoe at February 13, 2006 3:57 PMI have bettered you all, consistently. But I'm not one to boast. So I won't.
Posted by: Bane at February 13, 2006 11:42 PMBane, you don't want to throw that glove in front of me.
Posted by: og at February 14, 2006 8:05 AMLatex, covered in poo?
Posted by: Bane at February 14, 2006 11:56 AMBoys, the only time it's appropriate to use the word "poo" when Crapblogging is when there's a "sham" in front of it.
The terms you're looking for are shit, turds, feces, and crap. For starters.
This I gotta see: a Crap-Blog-Off between Og and Bane. Bring it!
Posted by: Elisson at February 14, 2006 7:08 PMOh poo, I have poo'd bigger poos than all of you!
I actually thought of a post today on this that I self-censored. Fear me.
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Posted by: eman at August 18, 2006 5:18 AM