February 12, 2006
GUMWORK
You know how, when you're considering purchasing an animal, you lift their lip and examine their gums for potential health issues? Not as effective as examining their excrement, but decidedly less distasteful.
Ever do that to a prospective date when you were single? I never did, but it crossed my mind a couple of times.
I'll have to tell you a funny related story one day. Just Damn!
Posted by: Dax Montana at February 12, 2006 5:48 PMGums, nothin'.
Ya gotta look 'em right in the eye.
The Blown Eye.
Posted by: Elisson at February 12, 2006 5:50 PMOh I should have done that to a couple ex-boyfriends....would the gum thing had of told me that their idea of foreplay was a half hour of begging? hehehe..
Posted by: Sandy at February 12, 2006 6:30 PM...and the punchline was, "Well, of course it doesn't have teeth! Look at the condition of the gums!"
Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at February 12, 2006 6:53 PMI cannot 'do' a woman who is missing a front tooth, though I care not about any of the back ones. Yes, I am shallow. Though I DO miss my girlfriend who could take all of hers out, and make me scream, there in the dark, because I was too cowardly to observe her face working on me, sans teeth.
Posted by: Bane at February 12, 2006 7:21 PMNever inspected gums, myself...but I happened to work for the police department when I met my husband, so of course I did a records check on him before our first date. He was clean. I guess that's about as close as gum-checking I can get.
Posted by: Skwerly at February 14, 2006 10:59 AMJust was never caught for nothin. My police record is clean, too. That should alarm you, some.
Well, no, actually quite a bit.
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