February 12, 2006

HA HA HA!

So Dick "Big Swinging" Cheney accidentally shot a 78-year-old man while quail hunting in Texas. Peppered his ass with birdshot. Didn't do much damage, though.

I'm thinking Dick was merely adding a punctuation mark to reauthorization of the Patriot Act. And that he stapled an 8x10 glossy of Hillary to the man's forehead afterward, then jerked off his enormous member. Just thinking.

Posted by Velociman at February 12, 2006 4:02 PM
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Well...it was an accident afterall...these things happen. :)

My brother shot me with a B.B. gun once but that was NO ACCIDENT and I was a young child who had her whole life ahead...this other guy is 78...not exactly being cut down in his prime..

I'm kiddin'...kinda.

Posted by: Sandy at February 12, 2006 6:34 PM

Hell, it was a simple case of miscommunication. When Cheney yelled "DUCK!", old Harry thought another bird was coming in and stood up. Itsa "lessons learned" kinda deal.

Posted by: Dash at February 13, 2006 9:37 PM
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