Velociworld

PLUMPING THE ROLL

I'm an antisocial bastid. Nay, an asocial one. I don't link other bloggers much, and my blogroll is a withered mess. But I'm trying to be more user friendly (meaning if you are friendly to me I'll likely use you) and so I decided to add some critters to the blogroll.

Being asocial, I only visit the Ecosystem about twice a year, and that's just to see how far I've fallen. A perverse pleasure, that. Today, for the first time in probably two years, I actually looked at the people who link me. That's odd. I don't know a lot of those blogs. But it's nice to be considered roll worthy, so I decided to step out of character and be a nice guy for a change.

I think I'll start a weekly thing where I link one of these blogs I was unaware of, and offer pithy and piquant commentary on their websites. If they're good, hey. Great. If they blow, well, I'll do my best to detail exactly why I think they blow. Peccaries may be involved.

Of course, that's not precisely nice guy, is it? I knew I couldn't pull this off. Ach. Well. Here we go anyway. And I'll link these blogs by their respective Ecosystem rankings, so by the time I get to about number 6,000 in the food chain things could get pretty interesting.

First up is a bit of a letdown in the Velociman is a Shitheel department, because I actually like this guy, so no unsubstantiated arrogance on my part this go 'round.

SlagleRock's Slaughterhouse. Milblogger. Memorializes fallen comrades. Noble stuff. I realize some of you are quite familiar with him. I confess I was not. But I don't get around much. Welcome to the ghetto, SlagleRock. And I will understand if you demand I remove the link.

See? This has been a positive and uplifting thing. Wait till next week, though. Some chick who posts prayers and platitudes. Affirmations. I'm going to fucking crucify her ass.