February 5, 2006

FILTERLESS

Like a Chesterfield cigarette. Catfish's Saturday post:


HAD SEX LAST NIGHT

Yes I did, it was short and sweet. Even though Jason was in the next room, we still got it on. Before we staterted fucking, I got the duct tape out, I put two layers over her mouth, just to make sure she would not hollow or scream, it worked. We both could not sleep last night, so we just fucked ourselfves to sleep, it worked, woke up this morning and feel like shit, I must have used muscles that I have not used in weeks? My friend Chuck is coming down for food and drinks with a little gun shotting throwed in. We will watch the super bowl tomorrow and eat smoked pork shoulder. Man what a life, have a great weekend and be safe, Cat

HA HA HA!!! That's what I'm talking about. And I'm all about the hollow. I should drive up to Cat's and watch the Super Bowl. He's the Man.

Posted by Velociman at February 5, 2006 4:55 PM
Comments

It's the duct tape part that has me seriously wondering...

The rest I really try not to form a mental picture of...

Geez.

Posted by: Chrissy at February 5, 2006 6:13 PM

But...but...do the duct tape hep you to roll the eyes back in the head like a porn star?

Posted by: Elisson at February 5, 2006 9:28 PM

Not for nuthin', but the #1 Rule of Life is...

"If it moves and ain't supposed to, duct tape it. If it don't move but is supposed to, WD-40 it."

Then, there's the old stand by "if ya can't fuck(t) it, duc(k)t it..."

Now, I have no idea what any of this may mean regarding Cat, but I am relieved he didn't mention WD-40.
(Love ya, Cat! *hugs*)

Posted by: Stevie at February 5, 2006 10:48 PM

I dunno... it was all good until the 'gun shotting'.

Posted by: I'm not saying. at February 6, 2006 1:17 AM

Important note: When trying to keep the wife from screaming it is highly important to note the make of the duct tape. If it says Duck tape, it will not stick and allow those belicous moans to seep forth. If it says Duct tape, no sound will be uttered until the removal of said tape.

Don't be fooled by the cute Duck on the package. Duct tape is the only roll with the sticking power.

On another note: I had to use WD to get my wifes legs apart, I guess the WD/Duct Tape theory applies nicely.

Posted by: bedamned at February 6, 2006 8:39 AM

I'm really, really afraid for you to visit Cat again. You two are too much alike. Bad shit could happen.

Posted by: Belinda at February 6, 2006 7:18 PM

Sounds like a scene from Silence of the Lambs.

Who or what is Cat fucking?

Posted by: rightisright at February 7, 2006 12:10 AM

I NEVER read anybody's stuff when they get to talking about sex and I don't know why really but with Cat I make the acception...he's just the sweetest thing ever! What a dollbaby!

Posted by: Sandy at February 7, 2006 1:47 AM

Oh Sandy, I want your Peepatch so badly...

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Bane, you sick.

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