January 27, 2006

THE JOY OF BLOGGING

I wrote a post way back when about Grady Stiles, the Lobster Boy, and his untimely murder in Gibsonton (Gibtown), Florida. Victim of circumstances only a carny environment could create. Sideshow geekdom.

At any rate I received a comment on that post today from a lady calls herself The Bearded Lady. Claims she worked with Lobster Boy. Now, I don't vet my comments. I can be hoaxed as quickly as the next person. But I'll post the comment, and let you decide:


The Grady's are show peoples from my home town of Gibtown USA. I gest had a say that yall don't no how meen Grady was. Hed beet the wife and kids like an egg. i aint sayin he deserved to be gunned done by killers but i say it is the dummy who took money fur it and did it. We all laughed here and said 'boy I'd like to have a barrel of butter and that carcus...its just well know we are a buch of lower educated peoples here in Gibtown and most of us are pretty dirty and nasty. We were not wanted by social. I say this here...id little Missey is so worried her cousin aint know his granny passed she ought to jump in her piece of shit car and ride on to prision and tell him. Now I aint the most educated person, but can't she send him a letter in the mail telling him sides being on line gripping about it? Can't he get mail? Send me his number and address and I will white him and tell him his Granny done passed on! Does anyone here think he give a rat behind his Granny is done and gone? I doubt it. Sides he got bigger thing on his mind like hiding his bung hole from his cell mate who I am sore alredy made him his piece. That is proper justice. I agree with death punilty, but it better punshment if he is there putting kool aid on his face like make up and prancing around his cell playing house wife to a huge black mon and being traded for smokes and pieces of candy. He went there yong and sweet, so I am sure he was butt raped day one. I think that is fitting punishmant for him. I bet he cannot even hole his guts in after so much butt loving. HAHA Well his family still around Gibtown. Grady Stiles the 4th is here and his sister.They live on social security and food stamps. They are a poor sight so dirty and greasy hair and dirty trailers. They are nasty outcast even in a town where I am normal. I shave daily to escape the label of a freak. They stroll around town dirty and nasty with rotten teeth and dirty fingernails and bad skin. There yards look like a junk pule. They have kids and they are bad and have foul mouths. The Mother who paid to have lobster boy killed is still around. She ran off with a midget but they broke it off. She is suppusodley "normal", but she married the lobster boy 2 times and ran away with a midget! Normal? I dunno abut this. Another crazy around here is Rusty Rock~daughter of 1/2 woman and the giant. They ran Giant's Camp. She has bragged and bragged for years her Mom was 1/2 lady and she has tried to make money off it but mostly she is just a looney women. Crazy crazy! If ever down this way do not eat at Giants Camp it is dirty. Back to the Lobster boy and his family...who would have sex with these guys? Oh my God the biy has just toes growning from his waist...imagine that naked and on top of you rolling around. Plus he is so dirty and has all rotten teeth in his head. I dont even no how he do it with a women. Sick, sick, sick. Listen all I have to do is shave...he has toes coming out of his waist and then his gentels. I think that is gross and bringing in child to this world knowing it might have sever deformities is wrong. I also think it was well said and feel the killer should rott like the Grad's teeth in jail!

How sweet is that? I may not have much of a readership. My Sitemeter may display a shameful failure to engender visits, but I'd bet a war pension my readers are classier than yours. And I have prufe!

Posted by Velociman at January 27, 2006 7:57 PM
Comments

I'm speechless! Just Damn!

Posted by: Dax Montana at January 27, 2006 8:20 PM

Damn--that was like reading "Trainspotting"!

Posted by: Belinda at January 27, 2006 9:57 PM

Oh..and does he just have toes coming out of his waist? Is there a leg or foot? Just toes? That's worse than a Shorty Lamb leg.

Posted by: Belinda at January 27, 2006 9:59 PM

Poetry, just pure poetry that is. Thank you. Now excuse me while I go set my hair afire.

Posted by: Dash at January 27, 2006 10:21 PM

Lobster Boy murdered? When did that happen????

When I lived in Tampa, his show on the local cable-access channel was "must-see TV", along with the infamous "White Chocolate".

Damn. More culture lost....

Posted by: Grumpy Old Ham at January 27, 2006 10:50 PM

I nominate that comment for the Smithsonian.

Poetry.

Posted by: Pedro the Ignorant at January 27, 2006 11:39 PM

Dang! She rites lots gooder thin thet Dowd womman in the Noo yeirk tames. She gots ta be alot smarter an probaly better lookin an normaler in the head to. shur dos make alot mor sens.

Posted by: Gerry N. at January 28, 2006 1:14 AM

Hmmm...and yet, she spelled "deformities" correctly. I call bullshit on the whole thing. "Teeth" should have been, "teef"; "naked" should have been "nekkid", etc. And the "run off with a midget" line was pure Steve Hopkins. I think the hogster is yanking your chain!

Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at January 28, 2006 8:32 AM

I do not attest to the authenticity of the comment. Merely that I found it entertaining.

Posted by: Velociman at January 28, 2006 10:17 AM

I know. I read your caveat. Do I hafta put a smiley face on every post? How's about if I hunt you down there in Switzerland and thrash you like a Julington Creek catfish on a 10 lb line?

:O)

Posted by: Joan of Argghh! at January 28, 2006 12:57 PM

I humbly bow to your greatness and hereby attest to the General Extreme Classiness of your readers. I am not worthy. Prufe, indeed!

Posted by: Elisson at January 28, 2006 2:09 PM

Always an adventure coming here. That missive brings a tear to me eye.

Posted by: Juliette at January 28, 2006 6:04 PM

I stumbled across your blog via a link from suburbanblight.net. Freakishly enough, I too wrote something about freaks in my blog recently and am currently reading Freaks: We Who Are Not As Others. Those congenitally deformed --what a riot they are! Bless their hearts.

Posted by: kevin at January 31, 2006 11:16 AM

Velociman, I've been a sporadic reader of your blog off and on for several months. (I found it using the "next blog" button so handily provided by Blogspot.) Here's the thing: I read your blog because you have a bitingly sharp-edged humor that although not refreshing, is at least quite readable and always thought-provoking (please do not assume by this comment I consider myself refreshing or quite readable.) Having made this vague caveat, I'd like to say this: your claim to have a paltry readership is false humility (as your site meter attests), something which belies your typical naked truth. Could you please not indulge in these poorly served side dishes of humble pie? It just doesn't suit you and alienates someone who would otherwise be a true fan.

Posted by: would-be fan at February 3, 2006 1:43 PM

600 hits a day, most of which are from Google searches, does not a Big Dog make. No false humility here. My blog is off the radar.

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