Velociworld: A VELOCAUGEAN STABLE?

January 16, 2006

A VELOCAUGEAN STABLE?

I was texting my dear friend Kelley tonight about her first ultrasound, because I am a concerned and engaged friend, the horribly maligned Velociman being misconstrued as an uncaring soul at times. Well, baby talk aside, we moved into uncharted territory, and she wanted to know if I was going to get some bling fo my teef. A grille.

Sure, I said, but I need scrill fo dat bling! Could get expensive. Then I remembered my daughter's college fund. She graduates in a few months, but I figure between scholarships and her working the graveyard shift at Waffle House I could spring for some nice inserts. I want to alternate gold with diamond, just because hiphoppers jerk their heads back and forth anyway, might as well give 'em a reason.

So no harm, no foul if my beloved daughter has to work so pappy git snappy.

I could rectify the situation by finding another source of income, however. So I'm thinking pimp. I could find a few willing souls to splay their wares so that V looks skinking while the D gets a diploma.

Any takers? I'll be a kindler, gentler pimp, I swear. No beatings on Sunday, you can breast feed your accidents. No drugs. That you don't share. We'll have some fun. I'll even kick you back 30%.

Anyway, I'm figuring at this point I probably need some serious legal counsel to explain to me why solicitation to pandering on one's internet site is probably a bad, bad, thing. Meanwhile my e-mail address is in the corner.

Posted by Velociman at January 16, 2006 8:21 PM

Comments

Gold teefs? Naw, Hell naw.

I much prefer to drink Goldschlager. Nice cinnamon-flavored schnapps with real flakes of gold leaf floating in it.

A day or so after you do a few dozen shots, you can pan for gold nuggets in the Porcelain Fixture.

Boo-yah!

Posted by: Elisson at January 16, 2006 8:32 PM

Elisson: I am a firm believer that flakes of gold have no brain, and they may get lost in the digestive system and exit ones penile tract. Thinkit. That is all.

Posted by: Velociman at January 16, 2006 8:36 PM

Pimping on your blog site is no problem at all, as long as you don't get caught.
What prosecutor in his/her right mind would ever think to Google "HUGGY BEAR"?

Posted by: Jack Straw at January 16, 2006 8:46 PM

Fuck. My attorney uses my Christian name. He's fired.

Posted by: Velociman at January 16, 2006 8:57 PM

Gee. A conversation about prostitution and things better left undone, involving a Velocibrother? For some reason, the words, "Don't worry - hit's clain" come to mind...

Velociman, go edit Mr. Straw's comments to read "Huggy Bear", and you should be just fine.

Posted by: kelley at January 16, 2006 9:03 PM

Done. And Done again.

Posted by: Velociman at January 16, 2006 9:06 PM

maybe selling drugs would be easier; sending an email for a paramour could put one out of the mood before they arrived!

Posted by: Michele at January 17, 2006 6:39 AM

Dude, you are just so twisted. But oddly enough, in a good kind of way.

Posted by: Kelly at January 17, 2006 9:24 AM

I can't believe that no one's mentioned your pimpesque hat yet. That thing was really bitchin.

Posted by: agent bedhead at January 17, 2006 9:29 AM

Get a Blown Rectum Spidah put on one of dem teef. Bitches'll respect dat, fo shizzle.

Posted by: zonker at January 17, 2006 12:56 PM

Kelley's back. Cool. White boys apin' black boys from Elvis to Nelly. The more things change...

Posted by: rankin' rob at January 17, 2006 9:03 PM

Haven't we always known your real name, George?

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