January 15, 2006

I'M CONFUSED

I'm never up to speed on my cultural references anymore, as I am officially in "middle age". But isn't Halle Bopp that mocha actress who won an Oscar when a suicide cult mistook her vagina for Heaven's Gate, and attempted to enter it via alien spacecraft? And was Michael Cimino involved?

Posted by Velociman at January 15, 2006 10:36 PM
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Posted by: cythen at January 16, 2006 3:11 AM

1: yes. 2: no. 3: four.

Posted by: og at January 16, 2006 9:37 AM

I am middle age to considering I plan on living to the ripe old age of 128.

Posted by: GUYK at January 16, 2006 5:43 PM

.. I don't think it was a suicide cult... but I'm pretty sure Billy Bob Thornton mistook it for Heaven's Gate... he tried his best to nail it shut in Monster's Ball..

Posted by: Eric at January 16, 2006 7:04 PM

I think yer thinking of that cute little chick Haley Joel Osment. Dang, but I'd like to debone her chicken for her.

Posted by: Bane at January 16, 2006 7:18 PM

Naw. She sees dead people. Creeps me out.

Posted by: Velociman at January 16, 2006 10:59 PM

Nope. That was Betty Boop.

Posted by: rankin' rob at January 17, 2006 9:04 PM

Dang, but I'd like to debone her chicken for her.

(Howl!!) The master of metaphor strikes again!

Posted by: Desert Cat at January 18, 2006 2:01 AM
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