January 14, 2006

I WANT A GRILLE

I always thought those gold teeth the authentic urban rappers sported were real. Shit. The Bride informs me they are slip-ons, known as grilles.

As disgusted as I am at the hypocrytical nature of my nigz, I want to know where I can purchase a set.

Posted by Velociman at January 14, 2006 10:26 PM
Comments

Just Damn!

Posted by: Dax Montana at January 14, 2006 11:00 PM

Try these guys. They'll probably accept bags of weed for payment.

Gol' Teef!

Posted by: El Capitan at January 15, 2006 2:03 AM

I'm kinda fascinated by those "grilles" myself.

Posted by: BeeBee at January 15, 2006 7:05 AM

I'll bring some tinfoil to the next meet and we can make you a custom set. I know, I know...it's not gold-colored. You can claim it's platinum or something.

Then again, maybe this isn't such a good idea...you pass out on us and someone's gonna be pulling out a pair of pliers.

Then again, maybe I can bring a pair of pliers, too, and sell them to the highest bidder. Gotta think about my retirement fund, you know.

Posted by: zonker at January 15, 2006 9:01 PM

Let's get some and then we will look like Bones in the movie Gator.

Posted by: Catfish at January 16, 2006 1:26 AM

Yep--you'd better read your urban dictionary. You need some scrill for those grilles. I recall you used to have a black one. It didn't twinkle though.

Posted by: Belinda at January 16, 2006 10:05 AM

That was a hillbill grille, Belinda.

Posted by: Velociman at January 16, 2006 6:22 PM

Cracka PLEASE, dat shit is old. New thang is tooth piercing. Get widdit.

Posted by: Rube at January 16, 2006 7:56 PM

wtf are ya'll talking about?

Posted by: livey at January 17, 2006 12:45 AM

Helen

Posted by: Yabu at January 17, 2006 1:17 AM

The grille would go great with the do-rag and the pimp hat. You need some bling to finish off the look.

Posted by: Denny at January 17, 2006 10:48 PM
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