January 7, 2006
TOOL TIME
Now, don't get me wrong. I love Steve H. But what the fuck is with the tool blogging? Shit, he had me to the point I put the laser leveler to Girth Vader, and by god, I think my whacker is a bit crooked. Huge, but crooked. Then I put a chromium socket shaft up the ureter to straighten it out, and I'm all fucked up.
Think I'll go back to blogging about retards, and dwarfs, and poor white trash. Less painful.
Urethra, buddy. If you put it up your ureter, you'd be going up the tube to your kidney.
Posted by: Cythen at January 7, 2006 10:03 PMWhatever. The dick tube.
Posted by: Velociman at January 7, 2006 10:05 PMI thought "Urethra!" was what you hollered when you found something.
Posted by: Bane at January 7, 2006 10:16 PMI still have all my urethra franklin records.
Posted by: og at January 8, 2006 12:02 AMToo bad you can't sue for negligent infliction of emotional blogdistress on the urethra thing - he's a lawyer.
I'm so with ya. Can't do the Bob Villa blogreading myself. He hasn't discussed midgets in days.
Steve, your audience has spoken!
Posted by: agent bedhead at January 8, 2006 7:08 AMThe chromimum socket shaft is so 80's San Francisco. Old and busted.
Posted by: bitterman at January 8, 2006 11:06 AMAah! Anything to keep him away from Nigerian scammers!
I admire the intensity with which he pursues a new interest. Whatever that man gets in his head to do, by God, he's going to DO it, and get it right too.
But never, ever in my life did I imagine a simple workbench would require that much debate and discussion!
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