January 4, 2006

I SHOULD BE INSULTED


Not because of the Satanic nature of my homunculus, but because everyone knows I wear silk boxers, right?

Right?

Is okay, Phin. You couldn't have known. You most assuredly couldn't have known.

Query: Can the shameless even be insulted?

Posted by Velociman at January 4, 2006 9:31 PM
Comments

Well, he could have had you go commando or ladies' lace...be grateful.

; )

Posted by: Chrissy at January 4, 2006 9:42 PM

I believe the pitchfork is symbolic of the commando version, albeit there are girth issues with that fork.

Posted by: Velociman at January 4, 2006 9:49 PM

Oh you love it. ;-)

Posted by: sadie at January 4, 2006 9:56 PM

So I gather you frequent this online shop as well?

Posted by: phin at January 4, 2006 10:11 PM

Delurking to say that never in my life would I have even THOUGHT there were such things as 'Manties'. At least they're green...they could have been white.

Posted by: Theresa at January 4, 2006 10:35 PM

Oh, YES! Manties!

"Santa wears them, too!"

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAA

What WOULD Velociman do?

On an aside, what would a male version of bloomers be called?

Posted by: Chrissy at January 4, 2006 11:18 PM

Holy shit. I just realized it still hurts to laugh. That's a damn riot!

Posted by: Bou at January 4, 2006 11:29 PM

Awww, there needs to be a brown streak on those BVD's. And the eyes...they're not bloodshot. Come on, Phinster...fix it!

Posted by: zonker at January 4, 2006 11:32 PM

That devil's tail needs to be in the fish's arse, and the eyes at half mast with sinful pleasure.

Posted by: Cythen at January 5, 2006 12:19 AM

Silk boxers emblazoned with the Thunderbird logo. Aye-aye!

Posted by: David K. at January 5, 2006 12:29 AM

And now the question is who will be the first to get the custom emblem made?
http://chromeemblems.com/CustomEmblems.aspx
Or perhaps just get the magnetic backing @
http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/emblems.html
and some peel and stick printer paper...yesssss

Posted by: LauraN at January 5, 2006 6:19 AM

But...but...where the fuck is the monkey? Can't have a Velociman Icon without a Monkey.

Posted by: Elisson at January 5, 2006 9:18 AM

My daughter keeps insisting we visit Velociworld so she can giggle maniacally at this little picture. This is probably a bad thing, right?

Posted by: agent bedhead at January 5, 2006 1:59 PM
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