December 12, 2005
CAPTION CONTEST
Caveat: any entry containing the word Velociman will be deleted, and you WILL be banned.
UPDATE: Mr. Abernathy had to be taken to school. Next time? The woodshed.
WTF!!!?????
Posted by: Marianne at December 12, 2005 7:06 PM… reclining now, after experiencing the exhaustions of childbirth, my ex-girlfriend seems at peace… God knows her nipples are used to being nipped by sharp teeth…
.. but not mine, of course… see, she gave it up to the football team after ditching me after I'd left for the Corps… all 18 of them… Tennessee’s truest bitch….
… Heather, dear, you’ve never looked so good… so suckle, boys... lap that shit up... when she wakes, your necks'll be wrung...
Awww look at them cute little hineys!
Posted by: livey at December 12, 2005 8:11 PMWTH!is that?!
And why would anyone buy/borrow/steal/use/show off/look upon willingly that gawd-awful thing?
How would you dispose of such a thing? Even the garbage men wouldn't touch it.
Posted by: jmflynny at December 12, 2005 8:17 PMMMmmmmm. It's flab-folds are quite arousing.
Posted by: rightisright at December 12, 2005 8:20 PMDamn Dax... ever the smartest of the smart asses. However, I'm not quite certain ol' "Colonel" (KFC) will appreciate it. In fact I'm sure he'll love it. ;)
Vman took all the fun out of it for me when he told me I could not udder the unspoken name.
How 'bout his Indian name, "Reclinin' Raw Nipples"?
Is the puppy on the left bustin' out a left handed waxin' of the dolphin?
Nice knowin' you all ... probably.
Ewww...what is this and where the heck did it come from and I hope to goodness you can send it back....
No captions for me, just a dry heave...
My attorney Jack Straw contemplates the downside of recidivism.
Posted by: Velociman at December 12, 2005 9:30 PMI bet the Chinese would not even eat one of those.
Posted by: Catfish at December 12, 2005 9:46 PMNot sure I'll look at your posts with the title Caption Contest again. Ugh.
Posted by: vw bug at December 12, 2005 10:12 PMWho knew Michael Moore came from such humble beginnings?
Posted by: Richmond at December 12, 2005 10:17 PMCoyly, the local NEA representative showed the gathered media audience the new nurturing P.O.D. which are now required in all public schools.
Posted by: Jack Straw at December 12, 2005 10:57 PM"Emmalina Binks relaxes at mealtime with her newest litter: Bogo, Schmegma, and Jar-Jar."
Posted by: Elisson at December 12, 2005 11:05 PMWhen his infant eyes finally opened, Baby Cecil got one look at the old lady and his brothers, and promptly threw the sixes.
Posted by: Jim - PRS at December 12, 2005 11:35 PMI went to school with her. She's lost weight.
Posted by: Ironnerd at December 12, 2005 11:43 PM....I shaved my legs...for this??
Posted by: Marcus at December 12, 2005 11:54 PM"Air America Radio is proud to announce that our own Randi Rhodes has given birth to three healthy..."
Posted by: Confederate Yankee at December 13, 2005 12:52 AMI don't have a caption, but I do have a question: where the HELL did you find that?
Posted by: Hiram Shadrasky at December 13, 2005 1:24 AMWho let all the air out of my mom? Bastards!
Posted by: Bane at December 13, 2005 1:36 AMSomeone screwed the pooch, doubly, or we now see what happens when we use ewe eggs for human cloning.
Either way? WTF.
Posted by: Cythen at December 13, 2005 5:47 AM"The last plastic surgery Michael Jackson ever had."
Posted by: Sandy at December 13, 2005 7:33 AMShit, don't take my picture before I "put on my face"
Posted by: hoosierboy at December 13, 2005 8:49 AM"This is what you get when you sleep with your sister."
Posted by: Hal at December 13, 2005 10:03 AMIf Hillary couldn't be President, then she would leave it up to her clone. Alas, things went tragically awry in the South Korean lab she hired, where they were also genetically engineering a superior food dog.
Posted by: Zeuswood at December 13, 2005 11:15 AMWhat IS that thing?
Posted by: Kelly at December 13, 2005 11:37 AMI bet Catfish fucked her.
Posted by: zonker at December 13, 2005 7:34 PMHell, I think Catfish sired that litter. See how the little one on the left got its eyes rollin' in the back of its haid?
Posted by: Velociman at December 13, 2005 7:55 PMI'd hit it. Thrice.
Steve
Posted by: Steve at December 13, 2005 10:39 PMThe result of Michael Moore , and Cindy Shehag hittin' the piss and gettin' randy.
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Posted by: Hiram Shadrasky at December 14, 2005 9:48 AM"Hillary Clinton, preparing for her 2008 Presidential campaign."
Posted by: WitNit at December 14, 2005 12:43 PMI've done bigger.
Posted by: steelheader at December 14, 2005 3:03 PMwha?
Posted by: rankin' rob at December 15, 2005 1:26 PMSo what did I win?
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