Velociworld

Egg-ZAC-ly the same symptoms. Cold in the real world, Big Heap O Snot in the theatre. Shit, I cry during ads. Certain songs make me booger up.

Oh hell yeah! I enjoy a fine tear-jerking. Tops on my list of movies that make me a pussy..."The Notebook", "Brian's Song", "Finding Neverland", "E.T.", "The Green Mile"...

I'm sure there are others. I mean, I don't intentionally watch the Lifetime channel to get my cry on, but I'm not above weeping along with my lovely on the couch after the kids go to bed.

Oh! And also, the end of "The Sixth Sense" when the kid tells his mom he sees dead people, then gives her the message from her dead grandmother. Someone could rob me blind during that scene and I wouldn't even realize it.

You wanna see scrote? I bawl like a bitch at the ending of Bruce Willis' "Armageddon."

Tears of joy streaming down this face!

He LIVES!

; )

Man, there's some decent flick's up above, but for me, it can be the right movie, but songs can also cure a dry eye.

"Goodfellas" gets me every time. And that scene in "Last Tango" where Brando gives it to her in the rear.

Bullshit, Jack. You cried when you got it in the rear.

Are you kidding? I cry at the end of Willy fucking Wonka, fer Chrissakes. Even the 1933 version of King Kong gets me ferklempt.

You know what else makes me weep? Beauty. For example:

"weeping like a baby with the piles..." Now, a phrase like that is so beautiful, I think I need to go get my Supply o' Snotrags to stanch the Lachrymose Flow.

You Fucking Pussy! Just Damn! (If you had said Old Yeller, I might have bought it.)

Oh those Prozacs do wonders to stop the tears, but oddly I have never been more horney. But also, I'm a girl....so go figure....

Holy Shit!!!

I haven't perfected the peeing while standing thing, myself, and you know, I'm all knocked up n' shit so I can weep at the sight of a perfectly-made sandwich.

Movies? Sheyah. Them, too.

Right now, the biggest tear-jerker for me is those damned "Baby Stories" on TLC. I always start bawling at the emergence of the babe -- and as they lay him/her at the apex of his mother's thighs, I wonder to myself:

Am I crying because of the miracle of birth? Or is it more like sympathy pains?

Aheh.

I'm all sorts of sappy. But you knew that, didn't you?

It depends on what your "definition" of crying is, which covers the whole spectrum of crying after getting one's crotch kicked, or merely being a fucking metrosexual by crying during every WWII movie starring Tom Hanks. Could you, uh, be a bit more specific?

You asshole. Glad to know you're alive.

I cried at the end of Terranigma (video game) and the end of Odd Thomas (book by Dean Koontz) only because both had suffered through so much and given of themselves so freely only to be kicked in the goddamned teeth.

I can watch baby seals get thrashed by sharks, but if someone gets the raw end of it when they've suffered so? That gets me. Hardcore.

But then again I'm female, so the estrogen may play a part.

Yes, but generally only at the movies where guys always admit to - the end of Field of Dreams, as a ferinstance, or Old Yeller.

I'm nothing if not a walking stereotype that way.

Kodak commercials and any time Lassie limps.

My husband will admit to weeping. One of his favorite movies is "Dances with Wolves" and ya know at the end...Kevin Costner is leaving the tribe and his Indian brother is screaming "I am your friend"....gets to my ole man every single time....He has no shame in his game either..

I have a theory though...men who cry make great lovers :)

Oh wait...BEACHES gets to him too....he actually will not watch that movie ever again..haha..

Hell, I got misty when Mel's boy got kilt in The Patriot. Sometimes ya just get hooked in the movie...

.. that last movie to get me was the Funeral Scene in "Three Weddings and a Funeral"... watching that nancy quote Auden breaks me up every time...

About time you posted something. I was gonna have to get midaeval on your ass.

I cried when Dr Lecter hadda cut off his hand. Shoulda whacked Clarice, the bitch. The book ending is much more satisfactory than the movie.

Oh man, I cried like a bitch when Valerie Bertinelli fell in love with Father Tim in Shattered Vows. But nothing like the jag I had during the finale of the One Day At A Time Reunion. Oh man, only a heartless bastard could say that didn't get to him...

I cried watching Bambi. 'Course I was fucking six years old.

"Remember the Titans" The hospital scene where the to players clasp hands and say "Left side." "Strong side". Gets me everytime.

Man, that prozac stuff just SUCKS doesn't it. My husband cried quite a few tears when I was taking it because after being frustrated for so long, I just lost interest. Stangely enough, everybody likes me crazy better. Probably better party entertainment that way.

From Ol' Yeller to Behind the Green Door can find a reason to cry in all of em.

There have been lots of them, but if you can watch Brian's Song without bustin' a tear, you've got no soul, man. Old Yeller is another one that automatically works on me.

See? This is what comes of drinking Shirley Temples.

My old man cries during the scene from It's A Wonderful Life when Jimmy Stewart comes home half-drunk and desperate, and frightenedly hugs his kids. Man, that kills him like nothing else.

My wife and my girlfriend and I staggered out of the theatre after seeing ET and just clung to each other and sobbed in a heap. We weren't alone. The parking lot was one big boogerfest. Everybody emptying the snack bar napkin holders to blow their noses with. It was crazy.

I bawled like a freakin fruit loop @ Free Willy.

Glad to see you're alive, I put the head back on your voodoo doll and I'm gonna bring it to Ga with me.

I'd sink a harpoon into Willy with a quickness, and then fuck the bleeding hole while he dies. Why do you think they call it the 'blowhole'?

The Yearling.

NOBODY can deny the urge when watching The Yearling.

Also, I've taken great pleasure in springing an unexpected surprise on a few of my guy friends:

She's Having A Baby

It starts off as a comedy and leaves 'em crying in the end.

Gets them every time!!

The S.O. doesn't visit these parts so let me tattle on his behalf. He cries, alright. Chokes back the tears and sniffles during Extreme Home Makeover, feigning allergies or some such affliction. Such is life with a flaming metrosexual.

Bane you're a sick fucker.

Oh, C'mon, Livey, don't try to tell me you havent had fantasies of some aquatic mammal squeaking away on you in a warm lagoon somewhere.

Ditto for me V-man - my husband always used to get up and leave when we'd be watching movies and it'd seem to get close to a part that you could predict was gonna get "weepy"... I asked his mother about it and she said he did that ever since he was a little boy. Big softy...heh heh heh...I love it...
Nice to see you back btw...

Hell, I cry when I read velocihova!

Oh yeah. Schindler's List, Dances with Wolves, frickin' Star Trek episodes, Sophie's Choice, Interview with the Vampire, and ooooh, Titanic. Hell, I'm getting weepy when that sad Irish music starts in the beginning with the photos of the ship, for all the souls that were lost, the dream of that mighty vessel that was lost, the lovers parted, etc. Beautiful music gets me too.
And yet, like many, I'll watch baby seals getting eaten by killer whales impassionately.

Sandy -- ditto for me on Dances With Wolves but not just the end -- and I HATE Kevin Costner too. Shit, I cried last night listening to Jimmy Smits' speech to the black Baptist congregation in West Wing.

This is the new thing, Velo, you ain't been keepin up. Cryin' and quiche.

I cried during Terminator. No shit. One of the greatest romances of all time. He came through time for her. Died trying. He was a virgin until the one time he slept with her an impregnated her with John Connor, who was his father. And he never knew. Fuckin' perfect tearjerker if you ask me.