Velociworld

You're welcome.

Hapy thanksgiving, y'old grouch. Hope yours is great.

Thanks for that beautiful post, V-man. I think I feel a tear forming.

And Happy Fuckin' Thanksgivin'.

Fuck You!!!

Bwahahahah!!!

Safe trip?

Eat me.

Happy Thanksgiving, bro.

Just saying is all.

You fighting with Donna, again?

Eat me, turkey. Or is that 'Eat your turkey'?

I am so confused.

Happy Velocigiving.

Well, I give thanks for the ear sap post, it will haunt me for a long time.

That's great headstone material. Not that I'm wishing you an early demise, but print that post out and staple it to your will.

.. damn.. chill out, fucker...

... Happy Thanksgiving...

"Happy" anyhow, oh Velocihova..

You are loved.

You know it!

Now eat your damn turkey and grace us with more dark, vile, and wonderfully demented thoughts!

; )

Happy Thankgiving anyway. Hell, I thank you for being such a cranky shit that always makes clicking onto this place worthwhile

Oh, psh. You ain't gettin' rid of me THAT easily. Beyatch.

Happy Thanksgiving to you and your beautiful family, you old coot!

xoxo
Margi

I, for one, am thankful. I'm thankful I have ears - so I can wear glasses, and so I don't have Mere Holes that Leak Disgusting Fucking Juices.

I'm thankful that nobody has ever caught me taking a crap in the bathtub. While I'm in it, anyway.

I'm thankful that I'm the one eating the turkey, and not the other way around. Gobble this, muthafucka.

I'm thankful for Mademoiselle Princess Tallulah Nadine Fuckmonkey, long may her happy visage infest me dreams.

I'm thankful you posted something, that ear sap shit was wigging me out!
Someday I'm gonna give you a big ol hug.
Happy Thanksgiving.

That could be the perfect thanksgiving post. ;)

Happy turkey day anyhoo. [I am programmed to say it, bar all. Sick, I tell you.]

Happy Thanksgiving anyway, you whiny bitch.

Seriously, V-Man, I am thankful that you set the standard so high, to give me a writing standard to attempt to meet, and try to surpass. You showed me that a blog isn't just about blather, but can be about writing excellence. The change in my own blog began when I first discovered your blog. Whatever I have become, I owe to your inspiration.

Thanks.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Gawd - was that Bane getting all mushy?

Fuck.

Just credit where it's due.

Uh...thank you?

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!

Well I just want to thank you for puttin' up a post that had only 1 word I had to look up in the ditctionary. Ebullient...? Damn man, you almost had the perfect post.

I wish you and yours the best. Triptofan, or Tripto 'sumthin musta kicked in a little early at the Velocihovel no?

PS. I think Bane's sweet on you...

Thanks for the clap

Yeah like you ever did anything for anyone else.

Happy Thanksgiving, not that you deserve it. Dickweed.

Hope ya had a grand day. snort.

I think you're nuckin' futs.

Hear hear man!

I love it.

If it helps any I'm a genuine asshole. So no thanks from me. Just the fact that I admit I'm an asshole in writing me thinks is fucking good enough.

Although me thinks it takes an asshole to recognize a kindred genuine asshole.

This much writing has now hurt my poor brain, asshole. Been a long time.

...guess I'm the only one that really cares...I can see the pain.....Acidman is leaving a week early, it's all paid for.....give'em a call, they need the practice!
Happy turkey!

dude, add beligerent and liar to your total lack of gratitude and you have the makings of a fabulous dickhead. i seem to remember a lot of thanks being poured your way over that chatham artillery punch. i too am thankful for velociworld, it makes me feel like i'm still ok.

We waited 7 days for...this?

Thanks.

Velociman,

Thanks for being a more miserable misanthrope than me.

Alright, beeyotch, it's been what, four days? That's enough time to sleep off whatever hangover you got your ass into. Post something for the amusement of the Great Unwashed.

You know you like it.

Hey, thanks man.

Hey V-man! You daid?

okay let's see - you should be thankful for:
your wife
children
roof over your head
cars to drive
computer to use
job(s)
food on the table
clothes on your back
you woke up this morning
sunrise
sunset
people actually read your blog
people actually care enough to comment

shall I go on?

Can you say "More cowbell"??? Can you say "Frango"??? Can you say "Chicago-style popcorn"??? I'm stung. Truly, I am.

I think there's something in the air. I caught a touch of it myself, this weekend.

I can hardly wait for your Christmas post.

The Valentine's Day Post might well be a gem as well.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I hate everybody,
Especially you.

If I cared enough to comment, I would. But I don't. Thanks for nothing. I don't need you. I don't need anything... except this ashtray. That's all I need... and this stapler. But that's all I need - nothing else. Except maybe this pencil... but nothing else.

I think somebody needs a big hug.

I'm holding out for the Kwanza post, that's going to rock.

Hmmmm,, oh well,, shit happens.

Gracious, dear. It'll be aiight, promise. Just know that you at least have your faceless minions of blog readers who appreciate your scathing witticisms.

Thanks, Velociman!

damn white people

He must be daid. He went too long without posting and his haid 'sploded.

cunt!

So like if you don't post soon I will have to take over your comment section with the DUMBEST JOKES EVER...

*Hold on...let me clear my throat...I got one for ya'..*

I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road. He passed a woman who was walking a young child. "Lady", said the drunk, "that's the ugliest kid I've ever seen. Damn, that is one ugly child!." As the drunk wandered off, the lady burst into tears. Just then, a mailman came to her rescue. "What's the matter, madam?" he asked. "I've just been horribly insulted" she sobbed. "There there," said the mailman, reaching into his pocket. "Dry your eyes with this tissue, and here's a banana for the chimp"

Dude...I got many dumb jokes....I don't think you really want to hear them...do you? I don't always comment but ya know I do read you pretty much daily...don't make me tell all my crappy jokes..

Do it for the CHILDREN..

This is all part of the grand scheme. See how we're writing his blog for him?

Nice work.

Damn Pascagoulan!

hey, quite, maybe he's working on the book.

Napalmed children and a woman dat lost her head? Wut did I miss?

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