November 14, 2005
SLATHER CULPA
I've been discontented of late. I sit out on the lanai, a bit a sputum percolating upon my lip. Too thick to become drool. Just hangs there, coalescing, won't even allow me the dignity of dripping down my chin.
These are bad days, friends. One wants their spittle to run. A sign of health, I think. Like examining one's excretum for outliers.
Anyhoo, the spit don't run lately, but I have a plan.
It involves a bail out. Is it me, or has the Sphere become so choking, so boring, that it's time to bust a move? I'm not sure. But in true Romance fashion, I believe I can say, with all due diligence:
It's not Me: it's You.
Wait till your acidman gets home! He's gona kick your ass.
Posted by: og at November 14, 2005 8:40 PMWho?
Posted by: Velociman at November 14, 2005 8:57 PMExactly.
Posted by: og at November 14, 2005 9:17 PMbring tuco back, or I'm gonna do the naked fucktard dance of joy on your emaciated chest. And make you like it. And then you'll have another monster to add to your list.
Posted by: og at November 14, 2005 9:19 PM?? You want less viscous sputem? You got some time on your hands 'eh. Could be worse. Still got wood right?
I thought the cat got your tongue? Cat
Posted by: Catfish at November 14, 2005 9:35 PMFuck It!!!
Posted by: Yabu at November 14, 2005 11:33 PMYou'd better not be even thinking of bailing out of this blog, Mr. V!! I depend on you for my daily fix of convoluted brilliance and wit. Kellie's disappeared, Anna is barely putting in an occasional appearance, Rob's on LOA, -- if you bail as well, I'm just going to have to give up on blogdom altogether. I've probably got over 200 blogs bookmarked but there are only a very few that I make sure to check in on every day -- that hold my interest enough to bother. I might have to start watching TV again or something... And, honest to God, nobody makes me think outside the box like you do. You're my proof that the whole world hasn't bogged down in dull gray corporatespeak and touchie-feelie PC management crapola. Without waxing maudlin here -- you would be sorely missed. So I hope I'm misinterpreting -- don't do anything drastic here, man -- cold turkey on V-world would be just TOO hard to take! Pout. Whine. Snivel.
Posted by: Marianne in CA at November 17, 2005 4:02 AM(Internet terrorist) One particularly dangerous commercial terrorist advocating criminal acts over the Internet is Pal D. Ekran, a.k.a. "the avenger." n29 On the avenger's web site, he posts a handbook that provides ninety-nine ways to "make your mark [intended victim} suffer in one way or another." n30 Among the acts of terrorism advocated and taught in the avenger's handbook are the filing of false tax returns on behalf of the mark, the sending of death threats to the mark, the destruction of the mark's property, and the commission of credit card fraud on behalf of the mark. n31
Posted by: Pal D Ekran at May 11, 2007 9:38 PM