November 11, 2005
GAYDAR UP
A partial list of actors I think are, ah, how do I put this delicately? Queer. Yes, that's it. Not that there's nothing wrong with that.
Burt Reynolds
Tom Hanks
Danny Glover
Brad Pitt
Vin Diesel
Ethan Hawke
Ice T
Dustin Hoffmann
Kevin Spacey
Tom Cruise
Eddie Murphy
Albert Finney
The Rock
Keanu Reeves
That Harry Potter boy
Jack Nicholson
George Clooney
Clive Owen
Robert DeNiro
Eminem
Warren Beatty
50 Cent
Antonio Banderas
Steve Martin
Arnold Schwartzenegger
Gene Hackman
Russell Crowe
Alec Baldwin
Sean Penn
Tim Robbins
Daniel Day-Lewis
Willem DeFoe
Samuel L. Jackson
MacCauley Culkin
Gabriel Byrne
Paul Sorvino
Al Pacino
Jean-Claude Van Damme
Jackie Chan
Chris Rock
Harry Dean Stanton
Chris Tucker
Viggo Mortensen
Robert Redford
Val Kilmer
Gene Wilder
Pierce Brosnan
The little baby from Look Who's Talking, Too
Charles Grodin
Beethoven (the dog)
Billy Baldwin
Anthony Edwards
Herbie the Love Bug
Will Smith
Christopher Lee
Ice Cube
Michael Caine
Eric Idle
Dennis Franz
Dudley Moore
Anyone who portrays the Dalai Lama
Dylan McDermott
Keifer Sutherland
C3PO
Rob Lowe
Fred Ward
James Spader
Jim Belushi
Wesley Snipes
Elijah Wood
Harrison Ford
So who does that leave? Clint Eastwood and Charles Nelson Reilly. That's about right. I think the Peppers would agree.
Well, Jack Nicholson is a notorious cocksman, noted for his massive schvantz. Robert Deniro likes his meat dark, and female. Gene Hackman has been married like, forever. Ahnold S. and Russell Crowe have major bitch-cred. Gene Wilder lost his wife to the Big C, though he does resemble a flit to an alarming degree...
Harrison Ford is (was?) married with children. The rest? Probably. Add Roger Moore, that flaming pole-smoker.
Not Sam Jackson. You must have him confused with someone else, V-Man.
Other than that, however, your list is probably accurate to within - what's that magic number? - 98% .
Posted by: david at November 11, 2005 8:58 PMYou forgot to add Robin Williams and Johnny Depp.
Posted by: Ironnerd at November 11, 2005 11:07 PMWhy didn't you just post the short list of who is NOT gay??
; )
Posted by: Chrissy at November 11, 2005 11:22 PMIn my age group, that is...
I used to like Vin, but I guess I was wrong, so wrong...
Posted by: Chrissy at November 11, 2005 11:23 PMThat studly manly-man Ed Asner ain't gay, damnit.
NO ONE with that much back hair is gay.
As for the "Add to the Gay As Hell List?"
The entire cast of Barney Miller.
Posted by: Margi at November 12, 2005 2:21 AMI think you nailed it, V-man. One glaring omission, though...if C3P0 makes the list, then don't forget his "lifelong companion" R2-D2. Did you see the way those two argued? Really the only question left would be, who was the man-bot and who was the fem-bot?
Posted by: David K. at November 12, 2005 6:57 AMYep, and I figure Reilly would rather hear a fat boy fart then a pretty girl sing.
Posted by: GUYK at November 12, 2005 8:00 AM.. the entire cast of Barney Miller?... that's just not right... there's no way Abe Vigoda was gay...
Posted by: Eric at November 12, 2005 9:03 AMNot Jackie Chan!!! He is one of my dream guys. ;-)
Posted by: vw bug at November 12, 2005 2:47 PMBrad Pitt?????
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Posted by: sadie at November 12, 2005 4:05 PMHmmmm...inside source or first hand experience???
Only his hairdresser knows for sure.
*wink wink*
Posted by: Dogsdontpurr at November 12, 2005 5:10 PMI guess Charles Bronson is swingin' the right way since he didn't make either your inclusion, or ommision lists...
Posted by: RedNeck at November 12, 2005 7:01 PMOnly because Bronson daid. He was a notorious pole smoker.
Posted by: Velociman at November 12, 2005 7:20 PMYou might get more search traffic if you list female celebrities - Mary Kate and Ashley, Lindsey, Dakota, Janet, Madeleine, Hillary, Chelsea, Jenna, Barbara, Emma, etc. - and use words like nude and pictures in the mix. Just, you know, a thought.
Posted by: Zeuswood at November 12, 2005 7:22 PMDid you forget Jimmy Buffet?
Posted by: Catfish at November 13, 2005 1:24 AMHarrison Ford? Nah, maybe queer in the head. I mean, the man left his wife....the woman who wrote the screenplay for 'ET', for an anorexic bobble-head.
And if Elijah Wood is - and if I were a few years younger...okay, a LOT younger....I bet I could turn him.
I KNOW I could.
Posted by: Trish at November 13, 2005 1:55 AMTime to burst all those male bubbles now, V-man...where's the lesbian list??
Posted by: Chrissy at November 13, 2005 9:58 PMThere is no reason for a Dike list, every woman will eat pussy, if given half a chance, Cat
Posted by: Catfish at November 13, 2005 11:49 PMCan't believe Tom Selleck didn't make the list. (It took me years to get over that one...!)
Posted by: Key at November 14, 2005 1:38 PMYou missed the three Johns...
Larroquette
Lithgow
and
Malkovich.
Not The Rock! He's my virtual boyfriend! Even my husband doesn't mind. Stone Cold Steve Austin used to be my boyfriend, until he bitchslapped his wife. Not cool.
And Pacino? C'mon, man. No way.
Most of the rest, I could see being gay.
Posted by: Skwerly at November 14, 2005 3:03 PMDelurking to say that you forgot Wilfred Brimley, Hume Cronyn, Don Ameche, and Steve Guttenberg. In fact, the entire male cast of "Cocoon". Gay. Yes, and Brian Dennehy.
Posted by: Jason at November 14, 2005 5:34 PMI believe that Weird Al Yankovich, as a side note, has most definitely slept with all above referenced.
Also, there's no way Herbie was gay.
Posted by: bedamned at December 1, 2005 9:03 AMthis is rubbish.. some of these arent gay at all..
and you havent even got the most blatant (and caught out) in the closet.. John Travolta.. hes been caught in so many toilets in LA its a joke...
Posted by: nooooo at June 13, 2007 5:12 PM