November 3, 2005

SARGASSO SEA

Roughly equivalent to the Horse Latitudes, or the Doldrums. A becalmed two million square mile area of clear sea and sargassum weed in the North Atlantic, surrounded by powerful currents, but an area itself noted for lack of wind, lack of aquatic life, lack of hope for windless sailing vessels.

I've sailed to Europe and back on a square rigger, and plumbed the depths of the Sargasso Sea during a diversion to Bermuda. It is indeed a rather nightmarish area, but nothing like the rudder-choking legends of yore. Although it was very cool Hitler put those Mann diesels in that ship, so we could putter through when the breeze died.

I liken the Sargasso to the angry red eye of Jupiter, a violent, massive storm that has probably raged for centuries, eons, shifting slightly, never going away. So it is with the Sea. It shifts a bit, depending on the currents, but essentially remains intact. Maybe some Bermuda Triangle ponderables arise from the lack of wind power, maybe not. Many a ship found crewless in the Sargasso, only skeletons, but I've seen birds eat worse things than manflesh, so that would explain that.

Why the Horse Latitudes? Because, when becalmed, the Spaniards would throw their war horses overboard to conserve water. I'm sure they kept the slaves. Columbus thought he was about to reach land when he hit the Sargasso, what with the seaweed. Fucking wrong.

Anyway, this is all because I was drifting off on the lanai tonight, and remembered a Jonny Quest episode, the pilot, in fact, from 1964, that took place in the Sargasso Sea. And I can't even remember what I had for lunch Tuesday. Strange, the mind.

Posted by Velociman at November 3, 2005 9:47 PM
Comments

BLT?

Posted by: Yabu at November 3, 2005 10:20 PM

Wow....Jonny Quest...and....The Jetsons...and Scooby Doo....and The Flintstones....and Speed Racer!

My mind is reeling!!!

Posted by: Dogsdontpurr at November 4, 2005 2:05 AM

Wasn't the pilot the one that had the bad guys in wetsuits, flippers and goggles? Scenes from that one were featured in the intro every week.

Pair up Jonny Quest with Fireball XL-5 and you've got it all.

Posted by: M at November 4, 2005 7:32 AM

As a Jonny Quest fan who has, over the years, developed a considerable Perverse Streak, surely you are acquainted with the Venture Brothers on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim.

m mentions Fireball XL-5 in the comment above...let us not forget the at-least-as-stupid Supercar! Both of which led to Thunderbirds, which in turn led to Team America: World Police.

Posted by: Elisson at November 4, 2005 2:19 PM

I've read that the men on the ships could hear the horses "screams" long after they were out of sight.

Posted by: shuto at November 4, 2005 9:28 PM

I'm still trying to figure out how you made it to the USCGA.......

I guess the Senator REALLY wanted your bony ass outta the house, no doubt.

Posted by: bitterman at November 5, 2005 11:49 AM

Ever considered authoring a Geography text? Or even History? Something tells me that you could actually make it interesting. ;)

Posted by: Key at November 5, 2005 9:13 PM

I turned my kids on to Jonny Quest last year. They love it. Cool theme music too. - ds

Posted by: Dishonorable Schoolboy at November 10, 2005 11:20 AM

MAN, not "Mann"! (Maschinenfabrik Augsburg-Nuernberg)

And the Horsed Vessel is not a ship, as you well know. What's it like, up there on a royal yard?

Posted by: Justthisguy at November 10, 2005 4:40 PM

Those engines were stamped "MANN", smart ass. And it's "Horst Wessel", not "Horsed Vessel", man. It's scary in the royal on a calm day. This was the topgallant. Had it been the royal I would have begged off. Too tall for that sail.

Posted by: Velociman at November 10, 2005 9:14 PM
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