November 3, 2005
CALL OUT
So I was talking to Dax Montana today. He told me a joke so vile, so opprobrious, so salacious, so indecent on so many levels, even I won't repeat it. But since ole Dax vacillated on taking credit for the Acidman Dead Pool, I figure I owe him one (by the way, Dax: my readership is down 25% after that post. Instalanche notwithstanding. So take heart. I saved you from going from 12 readers to 8. On the upside, perhaps I culled some chaff from the base).
Short story shorter. I figure if Dax can post about having sexual congress with a girl's eyesocket surely he is man enough to post that joke.
Dax is a man's man. Afeered of nothing. Especially the delicate sensibilities of the distaff side of the populace. Right? I mean, right??
Now you know I'm gonna take that bait. Just Damn!
Posted by: Dax Montana at November 3, 2005 7:58 PMriiiiiiiiiiiight.
Posted by: Maeve at November 3, 2005 11:21 PMI'll keep an eye out for ya sonny...
or
hair lip, hair lip!
that's the only two I know...
Posted by: Circa Bellum at November 4, 2005 9:22 AMDistaff side?
Whah, Velociman, I swan! That is such a tender, olde-fashioned term. But, alas, it is not Politically Correct, as "distaff" refers to an implement used in the Womanly Art of Spinning, thus implying that women are identified only by the demeaning labor they perform as Men's Chattel.
Ah believe the correct term today is "Vagino-American."
Posted by: Elisson at November 4, 2005 2:14 PM