October 31, 2005

ON HANDICAPS

I certainly have mine, but at least I am able to screw up with both of my lobster claws snapping. My poor friend Flynny is gimped to the maximum. Broketh her arm, she did.

Personal hygiene issues aside, how bad is it to have the use of only one arm?

Here you go.

Posted by Velociman at October 31, 2005 10:31 PM
Comments

Yeap...that's fucked up. She be cool in my book.

Posted by: Yabu at November 1, 2005 12:12 AM

Bad but not as bad as having both arms broke and trying to fgure how to wipe your butt. That's one of those cases where you find out how much your sweetie loves you.

Posted by: GUYK at November 1, 2005 4:51 PM

Rent a wiper monkey. Teach it to do filthy things, after. Have it's teeth removed, first.

Posted by: Bane at November 1, 2005 6:33 PM

I'm sayin' her condition is likely to bring a 'hole new meanin' to "One Armed Bandit".

Get well soon Flynny!

Posted by: RedNeck at November 1, 2005 11:01 PM

My handicap dropped to 4.5 in August, and I can't seem to play to it more thn half the time. ANy suggestions?

Posted by: wavemaker at November 2, 2005 6:15 AM

Have I mentioned, yet, that the gimped arm hasn't been washed in two weeks now?

I'll surely be mad before all is said and done...

Thanks for the well wishes.

Posted by: jmflynny at November 2, 2005 8:43 PM
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