Velociworld: I AM MARCUS AURELIUS

October 20, 2005

I AM MARCUS AURELIUS

No, I haven't taken any m*me tests. I just felt like being Marcus Aurelius tonight. Don't want to be an asshole, but could you let these trousers out a bit in the crotch? I'm struggling, here.

And may I be commemorated in alabaster? I don't ask for much, do I?

Posted by Velociman at October 20, 2005 11:54 PM

Comments

Couldn't you be a bit more stoic about this?

Maybe Cynthia Plastercaster is available.

Posted by: slickdpdx at October 21, 2005 1:18 AM

Slick, are you tryna deplete the supply of plaster?

Posted by: wavemaker at October 21, 2005 6:39 AM

Are you saying the Velociman has a big....head?

Posted by: slickdpdx at October 21, 2005 1:20 PM

In alabaster, huh? I think that can be arranged.

;-)

Posted by: sadie at October 21, 2005 8:16 PM

Marcus Aurelius is a bit much. How about Valens in lathe and plaster? Or Caracalla in coolwhip?

Posted by: buckethead at October 22, 2005 3:44 PM