October 15, 2005

MALE BONDING

Every once in a while, and I mean not often, my mother would give the Senator shit about not spending more time with me, number 4, and my sister, number 3.

And so the old man would take us to the drive-in, where he could mix cocktails, and cop an E-buzz, and come home claiming he'd spent Quality Time wif da kids.

Problem was, he'd find the filthiest shit Hollywood produced at the time. And so I was gaw gawed to Modesty Blaise, Matt Helm, The Adventurers, Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice, whatever shit the old man could find. I liked it. Within 3 years I was going to the drive-in myself, watching Emmanuelle, The Story of O, all that great soft core porn.

I am damaged by porn, certainly, and yet... and yet. There is an upside here.

Posted by Velociman at October 15, 2005 6:07 PM
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You want damaged by porn? Here.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/papasmurf.php

Posted by: Cythen at October 15, 2005 9:11 PM

I saw Modesty Blaise in one of the old downtown Dallas movie theaters. I was with my brother and sister.

I was your age at the time.

Posted by: Janis Gore at October 16, 2005 11:19 AM

I've read every Modesty Blaise book that was written I think. Got them from my husband. She and Willie are da bomb. Good stuff. Never any movies of her though.

Posted by: Moogie at October 16, 2005 2:02 PM
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