October 14, 2005
BREAKING TRAINING
Ain't my offspring cute? Even with bear tracks painted across her nose? I'll indulge for this. Still draining the swamp, though.
That's the Velocidaughter? Holy Crap.
Best get out the baseball bats and sawed-off shotguns, my friend. You have some Serious Work ahead of you.
Posted by: Elisson at October 14, 2005 10:19 PMDude, yer doomed....she's SMOKIN'. Don't worry, I'll be in hell soon for the impure thoughts I am now experiencing.
Posted by: bitterman at October 14, 2005 11:13 PMGood lord, man! Now I understand your need to drink. My oldest daughter is still a few years off from that age, and I dread it the closer it gets.
Posted by: David K. at October 14, 2005 11:13 PMWhat the above said.
My God, what a beauty! Be careful, V-man.
You're gonna have quite a few droolin' dogs on your stoop.
Have the shotgun and a smile ready.
Just sayin...:)
Posted by: Gina at October 14, 2005 11:41 PMV-man:
That must be a pretty close to what your bride looked like at that age. I recognize the smile, for sure.
Lucky bastard, you.
- D
Posted by: Donnie at October 15, 2005 12:29 AMThe young lady has inherited some Good Genes -- thankfully, most of them from the Velociwife.
Posted by: david at October 15, 2005 12:49 AMI recall the last time I saw velocigumps photo. Then I look at this one. I scratch my head. My conclusion - I SWEAR, this has to be about the best photoshop job I've ever seen!
Posted by: James Hooker, American Idol at October 15, 2005 1:49 AMthwack thwack thwack
Posted by: BillTheDog at October 15, 2005 2:07 AMShe is an absolute dollbaby!
Posted by: Sandy at October 15, 2005 2:13 AMV-man, get a DNA test. I don't think that child could have sprung from your loins.
Posted by: Jack Straw at October 15, 2005 8:52 AMShe's a beauty!
Posted by: livey at October 15, 2005 10:27 AMMy God. Let's hope she doesn't run into the 18 year old version of you running around out there. You could be driven to premature senility pretty quickly by dealing with that.
On the positive side, she'll probably get whatever job she applies for in the future.
Posted by: rankin' rob at October 15, 2005 12:08 PMWhat an absolute beauty!
Posted by: Moogie at October 15, 2005 2:37 PMToo dark. Could you post a lighter picture, the better to see her in her full glory?
Even so, looks like she's as delectible as ever.
Before you know it, your little one will be picking up the pom poms, baring (sadly only) her navel, and following in this one's footsteps.
And just think, I have two daughters to look forward to raising to teenhood and beyond myself... Perhaps I'll be asking for pointers upwards of ten years hence.
Posted by: Jay at October 15, 2005 4:57 PMdo you think the Velocidaughter would be interesten in bein a pen pal with a young jarhead in Japan...I'm a good kid I swear... I mean Eric's a jarhead and he aint all that bad...
Posted by: oakleytexas at October 16, 2005 2:30 AMWithout a doubt, I am looking at the future ex-Mrs. Stalin. Certainly, my degenerate fantasy life has a brand new focus....
Posted by: skippystalin at October 16, 2005 9:49 AMHmmm... she's MUCH better looking than you.
Say, I've got a left-over shotgun and I know a place you can get a big, ugly dog from when my eldest daughter was about the same age....
Posted by: Old Wierd Ward at October 16, 2005 10:48 AMMan, damn! That pretty girl was "NOT" co-created by Velociman... I think the milk man showed up one day and things "got out of hand"... She's fine. Bear tracks and all man. Need a freshman tailback to compliment your cheerleader? I got one in stock...
What a beauty, V-man!
Posted by: kc at October 18, 2005 10:47 PMWhoa dude! She's your daughter? Obviously took after your lovely bride.
Posted by: Denny at October 19, 2005 10:39 PM