September 19, 2005
ONE WRIST SNAP
Kelley has broken yet another arm. I think she's run out of arms to break, most of us having only the two, and so I suggested to her tonight she invest in some bubble wrap attire.
And notice how cleverly Karl Lagerfeld disguises the bubble wrap in his Fall 2005 Safety Series:
Except for those two little thingies on her chest you'd never know it was bubble wrap.
I swear to God man...you ain't right.
At least her cast is black.
Posted by: Yabu at September 20, 2005 1:14 AMThey actually make that shit? I can't even keep up in this post-ironic time.
Posted by: Velociman at September 20, 2005 2:19 PMI could never do bubble wrap, because I am unable to control myself around that stuff. I'd sit there at work all day, popping my own bubbles, simultaneously rendering myself unprotected and, uh, unproductive.
But I'll concede the point, dear one. I am an unregenerate klutz. I cannot tell a lie. And yes...I need safety devices. Bumpers? Mirrors? Body armor?
Posted by: kelley at September 20, 2005 10:58 PM