Velociworld: HEAR YE, BOYS

September 19, 2005

HEAR YE, BOYS

I consider myself a patient man. Meaning I will generally honk twice at the red light before I lean out of the window and scream at you to cram that cellphone up your fucking ass, and move it!

And so it is with my blogmates. Although some are trying my soul of late. Vexing me, as I am fond of saying. Remember that thing, my soul? The withered, beef jerky-like specimen I keep in the closet in a Mason jar?

And so some, who profess to be my friends, deign to mock me.

Still others take it a step further. After wantonly preening on their homepage wearing my pimp hat (obviously because they don't make pimp hats in camouflage), which hat is an especial gift, they unwisely deploy their grim, special-needs level Photoshop skills in an attempt to lower me to their pathetic levels.

Word, my bitch boys: it cannot be done.

Furthermore, there is a term for what you do: Heresy. The punishment is swift, and terrible. Smiting may or may not be involved. So as you skate blithely across Lake Velocijibe, remember the ice can be thin, and treacherous, the consequences dire.

Posted by Velociman at September 19, 2005 10:50 PM

Comments

Mock you? I'm bow before you. In fact, of all the bees in the hive I'd definitely call you the queen.

Can't wait to sing the Bumblebee Tuna song in Helen.

Posted by: zonker at September 20, 2005 12:32 AM

.. you gotta admit... you looked damn happy as a Queen Bee...

Posted by: Eric at September 20, 2005 12:38 AM

Well, he definately has a buzz, dat fo sho.

Me, too, now that I think about it...

Posted by: Bane at September 20, 2005 2:14 AM

Lake Velocijibe?

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Posted by: sadie at September 20, 2005 4:12 AM

Its seems like some pollen may be spilled in Helen.

Posted by: james old guy at September 20, 2005 7:01 AM

LOL

Posted by: vw bug at September 20, 2005 8:56 AM

I just wanna know from where the head was snatched. Heh. Anyway. Where's the rest of that pic?

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