Velociworld

Oh man, a dryer that even White Trash doesn't want! That is so funny.

You need to move to a lower class neighborhood and it will be gone in 10 mintues, Cat

Good gawd. You're worried about it being out front?
There's a spot right there in the garage.

One word: Treebuchet. I bet you can get that bastard right into the bushes across the street.

Dude...my most intelligent friend. Have I taught you nothing? You MUST, and I mean MUST, put a sign on it. "TAKE ME, I'M FREE!!!"

I DID, Moogie. And someone scribbled "Will haul off for $15". Asshole.

Your lawn is too manicured, your house looks too nice. Adding the dryer in the front may add to your "poor white trash" street cred, but in reality, it may make you look more like a yuppy.

(*wink!*)

You need to put a toilet out there for maximum street cred. (We can send you one!)

Only $15.00? How much would you have tipped the garbage "boyz?" Seems like a bargain to me.

I get rid of shit like that, computer monitors too, by simply abandoning them in the parking lot at City Hall late at night. I've gotten away with it four times. So far. It's a whole lot cheaper'n the got-dam dump fee.

Put a sign on it for $25. If you are giving it away the rubes believe must be broken...if you want $25 it they will believe that it must be worth stealing...

Okay, I'll drop the price to haul it off to $10 if you won't call me names anymore.

Or FFS move it a bit closer to the curb so I don't have to hike a mile to steal the damned thing.

With any luck, the thing's as magnetic to kids as an abandoned freezer.

That's just a sweet little box of population control right there, V.

THAT is the Velociabode? It looks so.....normal.

It needs a kitchen sink sitting next to it...And that car in the garage needs to be on jacks.

Geez don't you high class know nothing about trash? You have to put it ON THE CURB! not halfway up the driveway, then people just think it's lawn decoration.

Livey is quite correct, of course. Where you have it, looks decorative.

Eediots! That is four feet from the curb. If I put it any closer my daughter will assuredly run over it.

Dats it man, dats it.
De numba tree ting to broke was your measurin' stick.

'cause dats da longest four feets I've eber seed in my hole life.

Put da damned ting in da gutter, I be by tomorra to picks it up.

phin, I fear he is using the same measuring aid with which he calculates the length and breadth of his penis.

No doubt parallel parking is, for him...problematic.

Let us leave him to his R2D2 yard gnome.

Ain't you got a creek around the corner? Fish habitat, you know.

Don't you cretins have a puppy to cornhole, or something?

Four feet away is not ON THE CURB! I'm telling you put the fucker ON THE CURB!

You don't understand, Livey. I had so much garbage that day that's as close to the curb as I could get it. In fact, it was encircled with refuse. They had to pick around it.

Well the garbage is gone now, move it to the curb and put a free sign on it.

1. Find a pickup, preferably fairly nice-looking & late-model, park it near the curb at dusk.
2. Put the dryer in the truck bed.
3. Partially cover it with a tarp so it looks like it's being protected from the weather but you can still see it's a dryer.
4. Tie ropes from the dryer to the truck so it looks like it just came from somewhere or is being taken somewhere.
5. Wait 10 minutes. It will be gone.