September 13, 2005
I AM OFFICIALLY WHITE TRASH
I dragged that old dryer out for the garbage men last night, knowing they don't pick up that stuff, but counting on their unbridled greed to find a way to lash it to their rig, like they did my washer.
Well, thar she sits, in my front yard, in all her unresplendent glory. I must now wait for appliance day. I have no idea if that is once a week, or once a month. I don't care. That bastard can rust into iron atoms before I wrench my back again moving it back to the garage.
No Christmas envelopes for the boyz this year. I can't wait to mow around it.
We all knew you had it in ya.
Posted by: Dishonorable Schoolboy at September 13, 2005 8:48 AMIf leaving an old dryer out by the curb makes you White Trash, what does it say about the family that commences to living in the dryer?
Posted by: Elisson at September 13, 2005 9:27 AMWe officialy became White Trash when we parked the camper in the front yard. The neighbors love us. Screw'em, they don't have a camper.
Posted by: firefly at September 13, 2005 10:54 AMDon't mow...you'll lose all your white trash cred.
Posted by: zonker at September 13, 2005 11:17 AMWelcome to the club, Cat
Posted by: Catfish at September 13, 2005 11:49 AMWe have an old toilet in our back yard. Does that count? Or does it have to be in the front yard?
Posted by: Dogsdontpurr at September 13, 2005 3:47 PMPut a pot of flowers on it and call it lawn art. That's what I do. My neighbors hate me anyway.
Posted by: livey at September 13, 2005 5:11 PMYou could always put it on the stoop by the car seat and use it for a teevee stand.
Fill it with ice and you have a cooler right there handy.
I wonder if the dryer will be gone by the time you get home from work today.
My washing machine was gone in less than 2 hours and the dryer I'm not sure about, just know it went out that morning and was gone by the time I got home from work.
I think you only qualify as "Highest Quality Official White Trash Certification" when your the one dragging them home and have 3 or 4 dryers in your yard, along with assorted washing machines and refrigerator.
Posted by: BeeBee at September 13, 2005 6:17 PMThey call we who live aboard our boats: floating Trailer Trash.
A monniker I wear proudly.
The liveaboard part, that is.
Jim
Sloop New Dawn
Galveston, TX
This story is SHIT without the pictures to support it.
Posted by: Geoffrey at September 14, 2005 10:47 AM