September 12, 2005
THE NEW EXCUSE
I was a-smokin' outside today, enjoying beautiful weather, when a scrawny bearded white guy stumbled by, guitar case in one hand, cane in the other. There was a black security guard from my building behind him, obviously hastening his removal from the premises.
He made a turn towards me, as if to engage me for a cig, or assistance with his tormentor, and she yelled "UH-UH-UH! You keep moving, straight where you came from!"
"Where do you want me to go?!?" he yelled at her. "I cain't go back to New Orleans!"
"New Orleans?" she said. "Kiss my ass."
He ambled off, and she sat down next to me. "Every damn bum outta that bus station claims they're from New Orleans now. Assholes."
I could do naught but agree.
You're becoming boring.
Posted by: Acidman at September 12, 2005 8:37 PMBecoming boring? Hell, Rob, I've been so boring I can't stand to come here myself.
Gotta keep some content up so I can extract some value when I raffle this site off.
But if I devolve to Gunsmoke blogging, shoot me.
saw a guy in a wisconsin chat room begging people for some adderol by saying he lost his in NO and he can't get a new script.
And I find you very exciting!
Posted by: livey at September 12, 2005 9:04 PMDid you offer a smoke?
Posted by: Sam at September 12, 2005 9:41 PMI was thinking about going the opposite direction, to New Orleans. Drive over that way, ditch my car, show up at some shelter, pretend to have amnesia . . . start a whole new life . . . take THAT, SC Student Loan Corporation!
Posted by: kc at September 12, 2005 10:18 PMThat I like, kc. As I told flynny, a score or so bloggers would probably be the only voters in the Easy. We could be like, czars.
Posted by: Velociman at September 12, 2005 10:22 PMI vote for a blogfest in the Big (Sl)eazy, soonest.
Disaster. Relief.
The place is a wreck. Seems suitable to me.
Jim
Sloop New Dawn
Galveston, TX
You guys are a sick, sick bunch.
And nice comeback, Vman.
Posted by: Light & Dark at September 13, 2005 12:32 AMTouche with the Gunsmoke thingie.
The w.w.w.w. ( whole world wide web ) is boring lately.
See..now those Friday Fishing tittie pics are looking like brane storms, huh?
Well since you left a comment at my place a while back...about that whole "quitting smoking" thing...just thought I should tell you...I started back...it seems I can't drink beer without smoking and I just don't see the beer thing going away just yet...
Anyhoo....I sure don't envy ya'll for having to go through this mess...
Posted by: Sandy at September 13, 2005 4:58 AMWell, there's not a bi-monthly pity party and constant link whoring goin' on here. Boring? Nope. Crazy? Yep.
Posted by: mike at September 13, 2005 2:53 PMHey V-Man are you sure that ain't the bum you tried to sic on me in Nawlins? Maybe he followed you home.
Jim from SOTW - We're gonna have a blogmeet in Nawlins next year fer sure. Christina is thinking April or May.
Posted by: Denny at September 14, 2005 11:25 PM