September 8, 2005
A NOVEL THOUGHT
I was talking to Flynny today, and we were discussing the infamous $2,000 debit cards the dispossessed will have, to spend on bread, bologna, crack, hoors. How to prevent fraud, though? We both agreed we despise the whole concept of the Mark of the Beast type labelling, especially after I suggested they implant them in their hands, to discourage fraud, and yet...
Maybe that's not such a bad idea. It's not like it would be permanent. It could be removed after the 2 grandie was burned. But how about this???:
Video implants in all welfare recipients' foreheads. Kind of a Livecam/Webcam thing.
After the weather or riot holocaust you could harvest these things, and make training films, what I like to call personal responsibility short features.
Look at 'er go! She held onto that branch for thirty minutes! But see, children? Evacuate. Spike would tell you to Hop On The Bus. Only we ain't going to the Million Man March. Although lemonade will be served.
Eh. Maybe not.
Once these debit cards are issued I suspect you could sell a lot of credit card scanners to the dope pushers around the coast. Or maybe even better just hit the coast with a wad of cash and stand outside the place where they are lined up to get the cards-probably buy the card and pin number for two bits on the dollar!
Posted by: GUYK at September 9, 2005 4:56 PM