September 8, 2005
IF I'M LYING I'M DYING
And I may be. Haven't had a chest X-ray in four years.
I don't care for marketing this site. I don't link much, probably because I tend to read a lot of shit that isn't worth pimping, and I don't comment much, unless a truly despicable insult rises to mind.
I can market ice to the proverbial Eskimo, crack to Sean Penn, oil to a Bush.
Which means I am equally capable of demarketing. And I do demarket this site. What one might construe controversial here is not designed to engender outraged comments, or links from huffer puffers. They are actually designed to chase the rubberneckers away.
And hits are bullshit. At least 60% of my hits are from people who came across me through some misguided search engine fiasco, who lave their filthy hands and flush their impugned eyes with Murine.
There are those who claim everyone craves the hits. To which I say, well, maybe you do.
This is exactly why I read you. I haven't laughed this hard all day.
"lave their filthy hands and flush their impugned eyes with Murine"
No, that's not correct. I read you for a laugh but your stories from your youth, I savor and look forward to reading slowly and great delight.
You are a strange man. But I am fascinated.
Posted by: Dana at September 8, 2005 9:51 PMI show up looking for pictures of African Sex Toys, I was always disappointed until yesterday.
And the free Quaaludes.
Posted by: phin at September 8, 2005 10:11 PMI read you cuz I learn a new word (or 3 or 4)every day!
If I went by my comments, I'd think nobody even read my silly blog. I don't give a rat's ass about hits, how many comments (although I love every one) or how many people have me on their blog roll. I think the people that do are just sad little people.
... you know, of course, that you are the... well, for lack of a better term.. damn.... nevermind....
Posted by: Eric at September 8, 2005 10:58 PMI write for me. The fact anyone comes back to read what goes on in my crazy life, continues to surprise me. I don't write for others. I write for me. I can't get wrapped up in the rest... my life is too short as it is and I need to live it.
Posted by: Bou at September 8, 2005 10:59 PMHell, I visit here a few times a day, regardless of what's going on in the postings. Hinky tights do that.
Posted by: sadie at September 8, 2005 11:03 PMSo I guess the other 40% of us come to you SEEKING ocular impugnment? Makes sense to me...
Impugn thou mine e'en, O great Velocitor
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Damn, Eric.
Four sets of ellipses in one sentence... impressive!
Posted by: Light & Dark at September 9, 2005 3:24 AM... yeah, L & D, sorry about that... I got all misted up in the middle of the sentence...
Posted by: Eric at September 9, 2005 8:08 AMBut is it effective?
Posted by: Kelly at September 9, 2005 9:01 AM......metro....sexual....
Posted by: sadie at September 9, 2005 3:44 PMWhat famous person wrote "If I'm lying I'm dying???
Posted by: della at September 17, 2005 11:32 PM