September 7, 2005
NOT A DILDO
However, having said that, I'm not sure what it is, other than a wonderful conversation piece. And if one were to use it as a dildo, I would recommend copious amounts of Astroglide. And sutures.
You are in dire need of a check-up from the neck-up.
I reccomend artillery punch and a big phatty. Or lobotomy, same/same.
Posted by: og at September 7, 2005 11:18 PMInsert into vagina from the BOTTOM up.
Posted by: rightisright at September 7, 2005 11:22 PMLooks like Jimmy "JJ" Walker, sans the 'fro.
Posted by: The Other Mike S at September 7, 2005 11:57 PMIf you've ever seen the movie "Ghost World", it looks like the vintage poster Seymour took home from his job. Seymour works for Cook's Chicken, formerly known as Coon Chicken. The Coon Chicken logo was a picture of a black guy with big lips. Apparently Seymour decided to collect the poster before his employer destroyed everything related to their shameful past.
The Coon Chicken Inn was a real restaurant chain, founded in 1925 in Salt Lake City. However it folded in the late '50s and never changed its name to Cook Chicken, as in the film.
Posted by: randy moss rocks at September 8, 2005 2:57 AMI used to have one of those Barbie heads...the ones where you could do her hair, put on make up and stuff...maybe this is like some Zimbabwe's kids toy...ya know some kid you see in National Geographic slappin on some lipstick to this head...err or maybe not.
Posted by: Sandy at September 8, 2005 3:47 AMI don't know what to say about your piece. That honker nose is adorable.
But the lips...they would of made a great automatic stapler. Can't you just picture that sitting on your desk at work and having those lips smack together stapling away?
Now that would be a great piece of office equipment.
Posted by: BeeBee at September 8, 2005 5:56 AMI'll grab the low-hanging fruit:
Gives new meaning to the phrase "getting head".
Posted by: Jason at September 8, 2005 11:23 AMOh, I beg to differ. That most certainly IS a dildo.
Posted by: Bubble Boy at September 8, 2005 12:09 PMAhh, what a picture: them lips against them other lips.
Posted by: Elisson at September 8, 2005 12:11 PMThat bust is fashioned after those of the Takulli tribe, now primarily known for their Milwaukee casinos and possessing a profile some have labeled "anal safe."
Posted by: Anna at September 8, 2005 1:29 PMOk at this angle I'll admit, it doesn't look like a dildo anymore. Although.... when I'm really desperate, I'm sure I could find some sexual gratification out of it!
Posted by: livey at September 8, 2005 2:47 PMSee, Anna? Despite my Native American bloodlines I could never be called "anal safe". Shoot me first. Like the rest of my kindred. Hey! Maybe that's what happened...
Posted by: Velociman at September 9, 2005 12:21 AMSandy...that was funny!
Posted by: Cindi at September 9, 2005 12:36 AMIt looks like a politically-correct barbie doll to me *grin*
Bryl Cream Boy
Posted by: Carl Grissom at January 7, 2006 3:41 PM