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UPON SLOTH

Of all of the Deadly Sins, Sloth is my fave, and I practice it with calculated deliberation.

Take today: a blustery, rainy washout, I spent the day lolling in my bed like a maggot, swilling four of Father Anheiser's finest, still in my pajamas at five PM.

Too fucking lazy to take out the trash, I gnawed on leftover spare ribs. Smoked a pack of cigarettes. Watched some bitches fight on Judge Joe Brown.

Finally brushed my teeth at 3 o'clock. Stood in the shower and washed the funk offen me.

See? Sloth. Mighty fine of a holiday.