September 1, 2005
SEND UP THE FLARES
Because I'm all out of fireworks. Anna has posted. And she wants to ensure her hurricane relief check reaches a certain, ah, destination.
Me? I want my relief dollars to go to the looters. They're showing more proactive get-up-and-go than any state official I've seen, especially that weepy-assed gubernor.
I figure if a guy can float four plasma TV's on an inflatable mattress through six miles of moccasin infested waters, and secrete them in a high and dry hidey hole, he is deserving of some hep. He's worked harder than any VP in my fucking organization this week, that's for damned sure.
As for the Superdome, I've already sketched out the teleplay, Hell and High Water.
See! Anguished men leap to their death! See! Women and children get raped in the darkened caverns as National Guardsmen chase pistol-firing drug addicts! See! Babies sleeping in human waste while their mothers lactate formic acid!
Pitching it to UPN and the WB next week. Proceeds to go to charity, of course.
To the looters.
A-fucking men, brother. Hep those who hep theyselves!
Posted by: Anna at September 1, 2005 7:42 PMI figure if a guy can float four plasma TV's on an inflatable mattress through six miles of moccasin infested waters, and secrete them in a high and dry hidey hole, he is deserving of some hep. He's worked harder than any VP in my fucking organization this week, that's for damned sure.
Thanks. I needed to smile.
So... you de-linked me, too. Now ask me why I'll never go to another blog-meet.
Posted by: Acidman at September 1, 2005 10:05 PMI didn't delink you Rob. I rebuilt my blogroll from a hard code to Blogrolling. I haven't got around to adding you back because, frankly, you're pretty boring right now.
I did notice you delinked Kelley and Key when they went to New Orleans, which was a cuntish thing to do, and I would surmise they delinked you for no other reason than that.
YOU are the delinker, man. You just don't care for the reciprocity that engenders.
Posted by: Velociman at September 1, 2005 10:12 PMYou Kim, are a real class act! A gentleman and a scholar........
Posted by: lauren at September 1, 2005 11:31 PMI need a "Velociman" for idiots book... I'm just sayin'... Then a "Velociman for President in '08" bobble head.
Oh, one more thing Vman, if you've got gas, try Bean-O next time...
Whatever blows your dress up.
Posted by: Acidman at September 2, 2005 12:35 PMWill you white people stop fighting? :-p
Posted by: Juliette at September 2, 2005 2:34 PMWill you white people stop fighting? :-pPosted by Juliette at September 2, 2005 02:34 PM
They're working their way up to rioting n' looting, next.
Savages. Savages, I tellya!
/snark
Jim
Sloop New Dawn
Galveston, TX
No Jim, that's black people. White people think bigger artillery when they fight. Think Dresden. I'm in so much trouble.):-)
Posted by: Juliette at September 2, 2005 5:27 PMWTF? That's not what I posted.
Posted by: Juliette at September 2, 2005 5:28 PMBut you get the idea anyway.
Posted by: Juliette at September 2, 2005 5:29 PMDon't make me whip out my Fat Man, Juliette. It's nuclear.
Posted by: Velociman at September 2, 2005 5:38 PMi love you, vman..this is the funniest shit i've read all disaster...you are the master...
now, ask me why i will be at the blogmeet?? cause i just can't get enough of your lunacy...you are the bomb..can't wait to meet mrs. mutant...
no amount of political bs could keep me away, i'd steal plasmas for you...want to ride on my raft?
Posted by: shoe at September 2, 2005 7:21 PMI'd love to ride on your raft, Shoe. So long as it's thatched. I like my rafts thatched.
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