August 30, 2005
Sloop Jim has the right idea. Plug those dikes with dykes. And, barring that, I suggest kidnapping a couple of school bus loads full of little Nederlanders. Because we all know about them little Dutch boys. They'll put their fingers anywhere, man. That's why I never pass out in Rotterdam hash bars.
Jahweh bless them Nawlins folk. Even though they eschew the Common Law in favor of the Napoleonic Code, they need cash, thoughts, prayers. Probably cash first.
Donnie has a good recap of charitable organizations. Dig deep, people.
Posted by Velociman at August 30, 2005 8:01 PM
I got the clap in New Orleans once. Paid for the privilege. They ain't getting any more of my money.
Sorry to hear that, Joe. Did you get the guy's name? They have laws against that. You could seek recompense.
O God of Speed, I'm digging. It's funny though how events trigger memories from long ago.
I had a guitar tech, Terry, must have been 30 years ago now. He was from way past the sticks in Tennessee and sophistication was not his forte. After a gig in the quarter, Terry bought a "girl" back to the band room at the hotel. Attractive, I have to admit, but something about the arms, hands, and voice made me look a second time and give my chin another scratch. I was watching TV and he took "her" to the couch. Slobber commenced to be swapped. I kept a ear and eye on the TV and the couch. I can hear Terry now: "You better wash your pussy baby, cause it smells like shit!", and proceeded to beat the snot out of this "girl." Damn, it happened fast. I felt like shit for the "girl" by not clueing Terry in to my suspicions.
If she was still alive yesterday, I hope she's still alive tonight. Sometimes, remembering sucks.
Thanks for the link, old buddy. Velocilanche? Nah - I'm sure you can come up with a better term than that :-)
See you in Helen,
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