I was speaking to a young lady today, and happened to mention someone else, whom I referred to as a drip. I received a look of bemused ignorance, as if I'd called them a postelum, or a friphab.
"Drip!" I said. "Boring! Loser! Stick-in-the-mud!"
What my daughter would call a parade shitter.
More bemusement.
Fucking Ada, am I that old? Is that expression that obsolete, anachronistic? I may as well have said "23 skiddoo", or "hep".
Although I still use "hep", because I'm a hep cat, you know. I may not be a cool jazz spade smoking the marihuana, but I can be hep. If called upon.
And so, prehensile tail tucked between legs, I retreated, and licked my aged, liver-spotted wounds, and vowed to learn some hip-hop argot.
Because, apparently, I am a drip.
The protestation, "Fuckin' Ada" probably doesn't help your cause much.... ;-)
Posted by: The Other Mike S at August 16, 2005 10:15 PMYou are The Cat's Pajamas.
Posted by: Justthisguy at August 16, 2005 10:17 PMMike, "Fuckin Ada" is a pop culture reference to the Lennon Remembers interviews by Jann Wenner of 1970-1971. As fucking Ada if you'd know. Perhaps a Hee Haw reference would joggle your memory banks.
Posted by: Velociman at August 16, 2005 10:18 PMShows how much I know. I thought Ada was an obsolete failed US Govt. programming language.
Dang, I miss ALGOL.
Posted by: Justthisguy at August 16, 2005 10:21 PMTough t' talk to them young'ns these days. Feel like Boiled Shit when I do.
You know: Bolizzle Shizzle.
I actually remember my Sainted Grandmaw - the one who taught me how to call other drivers "hunks of shit" when I was seven years old - using the expression "skiddoo." But she never used the "23" prefix. Go figure.
Posted by: Elisson at August 16, 2005 10:31 PMWell, Elisson, in the 1920's, college kids said "23 skiddoo", to which the appropriate response was "small change". I only know this because I read, of course. I really DON'T recall the 1929 Rose Bowl.
Posted by: Velociman at August 16, 2005 10:34 PM... I'd comment... but, damn.... I'm too drunk to converse... so, sorry, killer... them's thaa fackts...
..damn... oooops...soorrrry..... my bad...
Posted by: Eric at August 16, 2005 10:57 PMVeloci Drip. I like that. Or I could call you Post Nasal.
Heh. Sorry, I missed it. I fear my brain matter attempted to develop amidst the gen-exers, who prided themselves in uh, well something or other.
Posted by: Key at August 16, 2005 11:05 PMI'm sticking with Big Muskie.
On the other hand, I spent a week with the "Hut Sut" song stuck in my head, so who am I to criticize.
Posted by: og at August 16, 2005 11:21 PMWoah there, Hoss. Before you get all twitterpated, let's not forget that you CREATED slang tawk.
Hinky tight, anyone?
Fo shizzle.
Posted by: Margi at August 16, 2005 11:48 PMROFLMAO! If I ever want to know a "hip" term, I ask my sister.
She's 25 and knows all that crap. Goddamn if I don't feel old too.........
As a criminal defense lawyer, I come into contct with the latest in urban phraseology on a daily basis. Most of it goes right over my head.
One sticks out, though. A couple years ago, I was interviewing a guy and asked about a possible witness, a guy I thought might roll over and testify against my client. The description of this individual rendered by my client was long, rambling, mostly incoherent but obviously negative, ending with "He's a swordfish." This was when the movie by that name was in theaters.
"What, what's that?" I asked.
"Nothing," he responded.
"No, you called him a "swordfish". What the fuck is that?"
He changed the subject, refusing to answer, and I realized he was that type I can only call a Gangster Geek. He was trying the word out, wasn't sure of the context, and abandoned it. He wasn't sure what it meant, but thought it was something he should know, a word he should use in order to be cool. It's the only time I ever have heard it used.
We lump these drug boys together under a rubric such as "urban gangster", but of course such generalizations do not really serve. Even in the underworld, there are cool, and geek.
I used to fuck a girl from Ada. Come up to the ATL hip hop mecca and we'll show you how to roll.
Posted by: Rankin' Rob at August 17, 2005 12:30 PMThat reminds me of a definition I once heard of the word "expert." It was broken down thusly: Ex: A has-been; spurt: a drip under high pressure.
Kinda makes sense sometimes, eh?
Posted by: Dash at August 17, 2005 2:21 PMAnd sometimes words stick around, but the meaning shifts. In my day, "Lid" meant the same thing as "Oscar" or "Oh Zee". Now, a lid is 3/4s of an ounce of what I remember calling weed.
Posted by: triticale at August 18, 2005 11:47 PM